THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Euthanasia, Mental Illness, Number One Yankee Fan, the International Joke Clinton

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Friday, June 11, 1999


New York's New Number One Yankee Fan?

Yesterday, the 1998 World Series Champion New York Yankees were honored, eight months after the fact, at the White House. Hillary Clinton appeared alongside the team, donning a Yankee cap and portraying herself as a bigger fan than Rudy Giuliani.
- It's only natural she'd be a big baseball fan -- being married to Bill, she knows something about getting to first base.
- Hillary's even recounted how she loves baseball in New York and going to Yankee Stadium to see the Yankees play and going to Shea Stadium to see the Sheas play.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
- Asked why she didn't honor the 1998 Yankees in 1998 when the team was all still together, she replied "I wasn't running for Senate then."

Thursday, June 10, 1999


Clinton: the International Joke

As told to UPI by a Yugoslav Cabinet minister today, the joke goes like this: A poll was taken about who the next president of Yugoslavia will be. Ninety-nine percent of those surveyed said Bill Clinton, for these four reasons:
1) He drove the Albanians out of Kosovo.
2) He united all the Serbs.
3) He destroyed all thefactories that were losing money.
4) He modernized the Yugoslav army, since they've lost everything and will have to replace it.
[Submitted by Bill Feeney]

Tuesday, June 8, 1999


Clinfinition(tm) #31: Euthanasia

Clinfinition(tm): Euthanasia -- The next round of campaign donors for the Clintons and the Democrat Party.

Sample sentence: Most of the adult Chinese have already been tapped to donate to Bill Clinton, but there's always euthanasia.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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