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I like reading historical fiction, both mainstream and romance, and unfortunately this means I sometimes encounter a word which was completely unknown (or at minimum, unknown in the sense the writer uses it) at the date of the story. This is particularly bothersome if the period character actually says it. Usually I simply blink and keep reading, but occasionally I've been tempted to follow the advice of Dorothy Parker's famous review: "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

Here is a partial list of words that have made me at least blink, showing when each of them entered the English language. I could give chapter and verse for many of them, but, as the saying goes, Names Have Been Withheld to Protect the Guilty.

Note that some of these are what I call "soft anachronisms" — terms which didn't exist at the time, but which were well-formed from other words (particularly with Greek or Latin roots) which were known. As such, the neologism would have been perfectly understandable to educated readers or listeners of the period. For example, hallucinate and hallucination have been in use since the 1650's. Nobody found a need for hallucinogen until 1954, but it wouldn't have raised an eyebrow in 1654, since it is clearly "that which produces hallucinations". Similarly, words like acrophobia, claustrophobia, and xenophobia could have been used hundreds of years before they are actually recorded without anyone blinking. At worst, the user might have been suspected of trying to show off his or her knowledge of Greek. Shakespeare could have used the word automobile, although he would have had points deducted for mixing Greek auto- and Latin -mobile. (The proper Greek for "self-moving" is automaton, which indeed dates from about 1620, and the Latin version, locomotive, was used in English in 1612.) Insecticide was first used in 1865, but again, the obvious meaning of "insect killer" could have been applied to preparations like fleabane or to people who swatted flies in 1000 ce. (In fact, one of the first things to be called an insecticide was the starling.)

I mention below that the psycho- (mind) words like psychology (mind study) go back to the 1650's, which means at that time nobody with an education should have had a problem with psychosis (mind disease) or psychoanalysis (mind analysis), even though the words weren't actually used until 1847 and 1906, respectively. The particular obsession of a pyromaniac, nymphomaniac, or kleptomaniac would have been obvious to anyone who knew Greek. Nymphomaniac actually was in use by 1775. (Nympha literally meant a semi-divine young maiden in classical Greek. In English it became a synonym for "whore" in such uses as a "nymph of Drury" or "nymph of the pavement".)

A soft anachronism could even be composed of common English words: As I mention below, "trouble-maker" isn't recorded until 1923, but it is impossible to believe that King Alfred wouldn't have understood the phrase in 900 ce. "Double chin" dates from 1832, and again, it certainly could have been used much earlier without confusion.

Getting back to Latin, the meaning of extra-terrestrial (beyond the Earth) would have been clear a thousand years ago, let alone when it was actually first used in 1868 to describe planets as "extra-terrestrial bodies". A medieval reference to an "extra-terrestrial being" probably would have meant an angel, but it's hard to come up with a definition of "alien" or "ET" in the science fiction sense that doesn't include angels — an intelligent non-human life form, not native to Earth, with abilities and lifestyle very different from those of humans. In fact, since angels as commonly depicted have six appendages — two arms, two legs, and two wings — they would seem to be more closely related to earthly insects than to the mammals and other vertebrates, all of which have or had four. The only common mammal with six appendages is of course the centaur, although at least one flying horse has been reported in the literature. Given the accelerating pace of genetic engineering, however, it won't be that many years until some mad scientist creates a flying pig just to prove a point.

I've also included a few apparently non-existent words which are often found in Georgian and Regency novels. These were usually perpetrated by Georgette Heyer, who loved esoteric words and constructions in her novels. Some of these may be from sources the dictionary-makers haven't yet located, but allegedly she was not above making up a plausible-looking word or phrase now and then just to embarrass plagiarists. Since the current generation of historical romance writers all cut their teeth on Heyer and recycle her vocabulary [and plots] quite shamelessly, many of her usages are now common.

When I mention a specific year in connection with a word, it is the earliest Oxford English Dictionary citation for that meaning. Since the oed quotations are from printed works, it is always possible that a much earlier example might yet be found. In addition, it's certainly conceivable that a word was used in speech well before it appeared on paper, depending on its informality. Although this has to be whispered, I also mention a few cases where the oed is wrong!

Important Disclaimer

I hope writers will find this site helps them to avoid missteps, but I understand how difficult it would be to attempt to eliminate all errors without spending more time reading the Oxford English Dictionary than writing books. In theory I approve of accuracy, and I will admit I'm obsessive, but I will also admit that I like to read, and I really don't want my favorite authors to starve — I want them to write more (possibly inaccurate) books, not fewer accurate ones.


Anachronisms and Other Sins


Abnormal
It began to replace "abnormous" in 1853.
allergy, allergic
1911.
anyway
In the sense of "in any event" or "regardless" ("I don't care what you say, I'm going to ride to the village anyway!") not until 1859. Prior use was in the literal usage of the two words — "Is there anyway I can help?" — and "I'm going to ride to the village anyway" would have meant either on horseback, using my carriage, the dogcart, or whatever. C.f. "regardless".
Argentina, Bolivia, Columbia, Ecuador
These names were picked only after independence from Spain in the 1820-1830 era. Previously, Columbia was part of Nuevo Granada, Argentina was the province of Rio de la Plata, and Bolivia and Ecuador were Upper Peru. Some other South American names (Brazil, Peru, Chile, Paraguay) go back much further, though. Venezuela (little Venice, from the stilt-villages on Lake Maracaibo) was so-named by Vespucci in 1499, and Brazil was named by the Portuguese for the brazil trees which grew there. (Well before the discovery of America, brazil was a red dye obtained from an African tree.)
asset
1868, formed as a false singular from assets, a Law French term (asetz) indicating sufficiency. C.f. cherry, pea, the Heathen Chinee, and many more "if it ends in /S/, it must be plural" mistakes.
attic
Until about 1855 this was an adjective — related to the Greek region of Attica. Attic style was an architectural term for buildings with a low decorative story above the main facade of a building, and the upper region of a house where odds and ends were stored was an attic story or attic floor.
Barge [in]
1888 in the current sense. The only examples of the verb up to that time were concerned with water transportation — "They barged down the canal."
baronet
Baronets were created in 1611 as a revenue-producing gimmick by James I. Going backwards, viscount was added to the peerage in 1440 and marquis in 1399. Before that, the only ranks were baron and earl. (This caution was made necessary by reading about William the Conqueror making somebody a baronet.) By the way, note that a baronet is not a member of the nobility (i.e., a peer); he is a commoner, and is addressed as "Sir Whatever" like a knight. A baronetcy is best described as an inheritable knighthood. Thus of all the English titleholders, knights (or dames) are the only ones guaranteed to have personally done something worthwhile in their life.
barque of frailty
One of Heyer's euphemisms for a female of no particular virtue. Not in the dictionary. C.f. "bit of muslin".
beige
1858 as a fine soft woolen cloth, used for dresses. This was originally made from raw wool, hence the color name (first attested in 1879), but it was occasionally dyed, so it was theoretically possible for a lady to wear a bright blue beige dress. C.f. ecru (1869), another color word from French, which is literally "crude" or "raw", used to describe unbleached linen.
bifocals
Benjamin Franklin may have invented them in 1784, but he called them "double spectacles". They weren't called bifocals until 1889.
binge
1854, from a dialect word that means "soak".
binoculars
1871. The adjective "binocular" itself is much older, of course, in the sense of "having two eyes" — the optical instrument is short for binocular telescope or binocular glass.
bint
1919 in the disparaging sense of "girl". It is Arabic for "daughter" and was brought back by English soldiers serving in the Near East in World War I. Sir Richard Burton used it as an Arabic word in his 1855 book about his disguised pilgrimage to Mecca. Apparently in Arabic it is used as slang for "woman" in general, much as Afro-Americans use "sister".
biopsy
1895. It's cousin necropsy appears in 1842. Autopsy (q.v.) is much older, though.
birthday party
1852. Birth-day present is recorded in 1796, but this may refer to a present given to the mother on the occasion of a child's birth. The first unambiguous use in the modern sense is 1854.
biscuit-colored
Even though every Regency drawing room is full of gentlemen wearing biscuit-colored breeches or pantaloons, the term was first recorded in 1884.
bit of muslin
I've seen this in fifty Regency novels as a disparaging euphemism for "woman" and particularly, "loose woman", but it isn't recorded until 1823. Georgian or Regency use is due to Heyer. C.f. "barque of frailty".
bite the bullet
According to the oed, this phrase was first used to mean "show courage" by Kipling in 1891, making it maybe 2,500 years younger than "bite the dust", discussed below. However, this is a "gotcha" for the oed, because it is in the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue — see "bran-faced". Perhaps I should suggest that the editors of the oed obtain a copy of that book.
bloody
All too many historical novelists seem to think this is a mild expletive — I can't think how many books I have read where Our Hero uses the word in front of Ye Gentle Heroine, and even a few where YGH says it herself when provoked. From about 1750 Through the early 20th century this was not mild in Britain; it was a filthy obscenity, and a person would no more have said "bloody" in mixed company than he or she would have said "fucking". As late as 1913, Shaw caused a minor riot when he had the semi-transformed Eliza Doolittle say "Walk! Not bloody likely!" in Pygmalion. Amusingly, when the play was made into the movie My Fair Lady fifty years later, the word had lost all its shock value, and Alan Jay Lerner had Eliza say "Move your blooming arse!" to a horse at Ascot instead.
Boxing Day
This term for December 26th is first recorded in 1833. For centuries, it had been known as St. Stephen's Day, and the custom of going from house to house begging for gifts was called "Stephening". There was an old joke that Stephen must have been a wonderful saint because St. Stephen's Eve did not require fasting.
bran-faced
It is used to mean "freckled", but I can find no record of this in the oed, and it looks suspiciously like another Heyerism. (Oops, I apologize to the lady -- it's in the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.)
bubonic plague
1886. The disease was known as "the great pestilence" when it afflicted the known world in 1347-1348. Note that the responsible organism is known as Yersenia pestis. It began to be known as "the plague" in 1564, "the Black Death" in 1823, but "bubonic plague" only in the late 19th century. The word "bubonic" itself — having buboes, or swollen lymph glands — dates from 1871. ("Plague" itself originally meant a blow or wound, and then any infliction, as in "I wish he would stop plaguing me." Note the biblical ten plagues of Egypt, most of which were not diseases.)
bun
1894 as a bundle of hair at the nape of the neck. The older term was "chignon", which does mean "nape" in French. (The original meaning of "bun" seems to have been "rounded mass", leading to the bakery sense, the tail of the bunny rabbit, etc.)
burke
The notorious murderer William Burke was captured and executed in 1829, and his name became a general verb for "stifle" or "smother" — to burke a bill in Parliament, e.g. — in about 1835.
burp
Somewhat surprisingly, given the appropriateness of the sound, both noun and verb are first recorded as American slang in 1932. The older term is "belch", but as far as I know, that was never used like burp for an operation on babies — nobody ever belched a baby.
bust
1819 as a euphemism for a woman's breasts. The sense of a sculpture consisting of head, shoulders, and chest is over a hundred years older in English. Bustline was not recorded until 1939, and busty until 1944.
cad
1832 as an ill-mannered or offensive person, a boor. The earlier meaning was errand-boy, making it the same word as "caddie" and "cadet". The current usage seems to started as Oxford slang for the residents of the city, as if they were good for nothing but to run and fetch for the scholars.
Can of worms
1962. Can itself, in its current sense, goes back to Old English, though, usually as a drinking vessel.
catapult
In the sense of a forked stick with elastic, equivalent to the American slingshot, not until 1871. The military engine sense goes back to the Romans, though.
caveman
Primitive human, 1865. Crude lover (club, dragging by hair …), 1920's.
celebrity, celebration
Celebrity was first used in 1849 in the modern sense of a famous person. Before that it was strictly an abstract noun meaning either fame or notoriety — for example, "The evil assassin had a great deal of celebrity." Meanwhile, celebration only had a religious sense prior to 1844 — performance of a rite, as in a celebration of marriage or celebration of the mass.
charisma
Used since the 1640's in its original theological meaning of "gift of God's grace", but not secularized to "gift of leadership" until 1930. Early quotations in the modern sense usually refer to Hitler. The current meaning has been generalized to "ability to inspire enthusiasm or devotion". C.f. "aura", another religious term used in a similar manner, and also note the original meaning of prestige, given below.
chauvinism
1870 as exaggerated patriotism. Not generalized from "extreme loyalty to ones own country" to "prejudice against all others" (male chauvinist, etc.) until 1955.
chef
Borrowed from French to mean a head cook in 1842. (It is the normal French word for "chief" — English usage is short for chef de cuisine.) Incidentally, French chef d'œuvre, a masterpiece, was used in English beginning in 1619.
chic
1879 in the current sense of tastefully fashionable. 1856 in the general sense of "superior".
chiropractor
1903. Chiropractic as a method of treatment is recorded for 1898.
choppy
This didn't mean "jerky" — "The Channel is quite choppy today," — until 1867. Before that it had the literal meaning of having been chopped into pieces.
Christmas carols
Some anachronistic carols have a nasty tendency to sneak into books set in the Regency — I recently read a novel set in 1814 which described Silent Night as an "old familiar hymn". This is impossible, since it was written and first performed in 1818 and didn't travel beyond Austria until perhaps 1840. Many "traditional" Christmas carols are products of Victorian sentimentalism: Hark! the Herald Angels Sing didn't become known outside Methodist circles (the words are by Charles Wesley) until it was set to Mendelssohn's music (originally a cantata about Gutenberg!) in the 1840's. God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen was written in 1833, Good King Wenceslaus in 1853, We Three Kings in 1857, O Little Town of Bethlehem in 1868, and It Came Upon The Midnight Clear in 1874. (There are some carols known well before the 19th century, though — The First Noel, Angels We Have Heard on High, Adeste Fidelis, etc.) I must admit I haven't seen Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer in a Regency novel. Yet.
civilian
1829 in the current sense of a non-military person. Previously, it meant a judge or authority on civil law.
claustrophobia
1879. Most of the psychiatric "-phobia" words date from the 1870's and 1880's, although hydrophobia as a symptom of rabies goes back to the Greeks. On the other hand, phobia itself — "I have a phobia about Almack's," — was first used in the modern sense in this 1786 quotation: "I shall begin, by defining Phobia in the present instance, to be a fear of an imaginary evil, or an undue fear of a real one."
cleavage
This was first used to mean the valley between the breasts in 1946 — it was a euphemism employed by the Hollywood censorship office when complaining about too much exposure in a movie. The older term was "slot".
cliché
Stale phrase, 1892. 1832 in the original sense of a stereotype block used by printers. (It's the French form of "click" — the sound allegedly made by the stereotype mechanism.)
climax
1918 as a noun meaning an orgasm. Not until 1975 as a verb "to achieve orgasm".
clinical
1928 to mean coldly precise and unemotional speech. The adjective literally means "at the bedside" and had been used for 150 years to describe medical school lectures given at a patient's sickbed.
coach
In the sense of tutor, noun and verb, 1848. It's a metaphor for someone "carrying" a student along. C.f. to train, which literally means to drag. That one is a couple of hundred years older, though.
cobalt
The element name goes back to 1653 in English and even further in German, but it wasn't used to mean a deep blue color (cobalt eyes, cobalt glass …) until 1849.
combination lock
Invented in 1845.
condone
1857, evidently as a back-formation from the obsolete Latin legal term "condonation".
contact
As a verb meaning to communicate with — "Lord Redstart contacted his solicitor" — not until 1927. Before that, the sentence would have meant that the earl physically reached out and touched the man. "In contact" translates from Latin as "in touch with", but that wouldn't have worked as a substitute either; see below.
cordite
Patented and trademarked in 1889 as a smokeless replacement for black gunpowder.
corgi
No problem if the person is speaking Cymric (it's Welsh for "small dog"), but the word is not recorded in English until 1926.
crabgrass
Found only in American lawns. In Britain, crabgrass once meant a certain reed growing in salt marshes, but that usage is long obsolete. It must be pointed out that in times of yore, various English weeds were referred to as "crap-grass", but the American plant really does seem to be named for the crab, since it sprawls out from a center.
crocodile
1870 as a double line of school children.
croquet
The game was played in Ireland in the 1840's, but the first evidence of the word in English is 1858.
crucial
This meant "✕-shaped" in phrases like "the surgeon made a crucial incision." The word did not acquire the modern meaning of "decisive" or "critical" until 1830, although medieval philosophers had used Latin crux in the sense of "difficulty". Sports fans are familiar with the all-too-vulnerable cruciate ligaments inside the knee; they used to be called the crucial ligaments, so both senses now apply.
curvaceous
Invented by a press agent in 1936 to describe Mae West.
curves
As applied to the female figure ("voluptuous curves"), 1862.
cut to the chase
Movie slang from the 1920's. "Cut" is Hollywoodese for "change scene", and the implication is to stop the talk and get down to action.
cyanide
The chemical term was coined in 1825, denoting any chemical compound containing cyanogen (the CN radical). Kianos is the Greek word for blue-green, and cyanogen itself was coined in 1815 because it was a component of Prussian Blue dye. Potassium cyanide (used in rat poison) was called "black cyanide" (an oxymoron, please note) beginning in the 1860's, with the simple term being adopted even later.
Czechoslovakia
No such country until 1918, when the Austro-Hungarian Empire was broken up after World War I. And there never was and never will be such a thing as a person speaking Czechoslovakian — Czechs and Slovaks have always spoken different languages, and they are now separate countries again.
Dashed
1881 as a euphemism for "damned", perhaps from the practice of printing the word as d----d to avoid the censors. The exclamation "Dash it!" is recorded for 1800, though.
deadline
1920 in the time sense. The literal sense of a limit which cannot be crossed without fatal results originated in 1864 as a military term in the US Civil War, when the infamous Andersonville prison camp had a chalked boundary around the inside of the stockade, and any prisoner who crossed it was shot on sight. (The prison superintendant, Henry Wirz, was the only Confederate to be executed for war crimes.)
débutante
1817. The anglicized spelling (without the "é") and with pronunciation "debyou-" (instead of the French "dayboo-") are 20th-century. The shortened form "deb" isn't recorded until 1922, in James Joyce's Ulysses, believe it or not. (Début was also spelled with an acute accent until the 20th century, and it still is pronounced that way.)
decadent
1834, although decadence was known earlier. The literal meaning is "falling down", although I was tempted to claim it referred to an elderly person with only "ten teeth".
déclassé
1887, while the Englished form "declassed" was used one year later. In any case, it is "removed from one's [social] class, degraded". Note that when used to describe females, technically the noun is déclassée. C.f. divorcée.
décolletage
Noun, 1894. The adjective décolleté was first used in 1831 to describe dresses of which the Queen disapproved.
décor
Used in 1897 for theatrical scenery; in 1926 as an interior decorating term. Decorate, decorative, and decoration go back to the Middle Ages, though.
delope
This word, to fire into the air at a duel, appears once in 1836, but its existence in Georgian and Regency novels is a Heyerism.
dong
This vulgar term for a penis first appeared in the USA in 1930, and for at least the next forty years was only cited from US and Canadian sources.
doorknob
The first known use of the word was in a US patent in 1847.
double chin
1832.
dower house
1862. This is somewhat surprising, given the large number of such structures found hovering around the edges of estates in Regency novels.
dunk
1919, an American word borrowed from Pennsylvania Dutch dunken, to dip. German-American Baptists were often known as Dunkers.
Éclair
1861 in English.
ecru
1869. See beige.
edgy
1837. (It was earlier used in the literal sense — "This is a very edgy razor.")
entourage
1860 in the current sense; before that it meant "surroundings" in general, as the word still does in French.
erratic
1841 in the current sense of irregular or unstable. The literal meaning (wandering) goes back to Chaucer — an erratic knight and so on.
ethnic
1851 in the sense of peculiar to a race or nation. Previously it only meant "pagan" as a Greek translation of Hebrew goyim.
euchre
First noted in 1846 as a "wild west" American game; I can find no references to it being played in England before about 1890. The generalized verb, to outwit or triumph over, was first used in the United States in the 1860's.
exceptional
1846.
expert
1825 as a noun. Much earlier as an adjective (expert witness, etc.)
Fanny
American authors have a tendency to use this word as a synonym for "backside" — I have read at least three novels where the heroine slipped and landed on her fanny. Unfortunately, that's an Americanism dating only from 1928. In British English, the word is a coarse term for the female genitals — landing on one's fanny is therefore anatomically unlikely. According to the oed, even that usage only dates from about 1880, but c.f. the heroine of the most famous erotic novel of the 18th century, Fanny Hill, which certainly seems to be a pun on mons veneris. (Her name might be a double pun, since clitoris is Greek for "small hill".)
feisty
1896 as American slang with the meaning of aggressive or excitable. Before that, a feist was a "stinking hound", from a Middle English word which meant to fart. Now you understand those Elizabethan puns about "making a fist".
fiancée
1853. The masculine fiancé appeared in 1864.
fiasco
1855 as a theatrical flop; generalized to any dismal failure by 1862.
fiddle
To drive a carriage, this is Heyer again, and not in the dictionary.
field day
1827 in the current sense of a good or exciting time; previously only as a military or hunting phrase — a day spent in the field.
first stare
This phrase, meaning "the very best quality or fashion" seems to be another Heyerism (see town bronze). It isn't in the dictionaries at all.
flamboyant
First in 1832 as a French architectural term to describe a style with flame-like curves. The sense of "flame-colored" was first used in 1851, and finally, "showy", in 1879.
follow the drum
The OED only has citations with the meaning "be a soldier", although it is commonly used in Historical fiction as if it meant "be a soldier's wife and go with him on campaign."
foreplay
Although the practice itself might be of greater antiquity, the word was invented in 1929. It replaced "forepleasure", coined by Freud (vorlust) in 1910.
freak
1883. The word actually means "whim" or "joke", and the current use is short for "freak of nature", first recorded in 1847 as a translation of Latin lusus naturae.
Gangster
1896 (USA), 1923 (UK).
ghetto
In 1892 the word was generalized to mean, as the OED succinctly says, "a quarter in a city, esp. a thickly populated slum area, inhabited by a minority group or groups, usu. as a result of economic or social pressures; an area, etc., occupied by an isolated group; an isolated or segregated group, community, or area." Before that, the only meaning was the original sense, the Jewish quarter of an Italian city, particularly Venice. In other words, one could not call St. Giles in London a ghetto during the Regency. The proper term at that time was a rookery, obligingly defined by the OED as "a cluster of mean tenements densely populated by people of the lowest class." (Also see the note about "slum" — another word which didn't have its current meaning in the early 19th century.)
gorilla
1847.
grandfather clock
This term for a floor-length pendulum clock is from a popular song written in 1876 by Henry Clay Work. Prior to that time, the timepiece was called a case clock or a long clock. (Accurate floor length clocks are easier to build, since in Earth's gravity a 39-inch pendulum has a one-second "tick".)
My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor.
It was taller by half than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped, short, never to go again,
When the old man died.
gremlin
These mischievous sprites were invented by the RAF in 1941 to account for otherwise inexplicable problems with their airplanes, and by the end of World War II they were responsible for just about anything going wrong anywhere. The explanations for the word all assume a strong connection with Fremlin's Beer.
grog, groggy
1740, when Admiral Vernon, whose nickname was "Old Grog", ordered that a sailor's ration of alcohol, previously straight rum or whisky, would henceforth be diluted 50-50 with water. The unhappy seamen immediately dubbed the mixture "grog". The generalized sense of groggy, unsteady or tottering, didn't appear until 1828 (applied to horses) and 1832 (people). (George Washington's Mount Vernon estate was named for the admiral, by the way.)
Hair-trigger
1830 as a part of a gun. 1876 as a metaphor — a hair-trigger temper, etc.
hectare
A unit of area measure (equivalent to 2.3 acres) established as part of the metric system during the French Revolution and first mentioned in English in 1810. An are is a hundred square meters, and a hectare is a hundred ares.
hello
1883, suggested by the Bell Telephone Company as the proper way to answer their new-fangled telephone.
hindsight
1883. Somewhat earlier, it had been used literally for the rear sight of a rifle. Foresight, however, dates from the fifteenth century. This antiquity could have been predicted from the fact that English has "foresee" but not "hindsee".
hock
As a verb, to pawn, it's American slang from 1878.
hooligan
1898 (USA).
humanitarian
This was condescending or contemptuous before the 20th century. It meant a hypocrite who overdid his or her "concern" for humanity in a showy manner.
Impact
As a verb, this didn't acquire its modern meaning of to run into until 1916. Before that, it meant to press against, as in an impacted wisdom tooth. The noun, used in constructions like "Her blue eyes made an immediate impact", is unknown before 1946. Before that, it meant a collision. (C.f. the much earlier to impress, originally to mark with a stamp, with exactly the same change of meaning.)
in touch [with]
1884 in the sense of "in close association" or "in communication". The phrase was used earlier in a literal sense by the military — "in touch" and "out of touch" referred to being within arm's length of another soldier. C.f. "to contact".
ingénue
Borrowed from French in 1848 to mean an artless young girl, although the adjective ingenuous (open, frank, or innocent) dates back to 1598 in English. The latter was borrowed straight from Latin, as seen in the pronunciation, compared to the French "ahnzhaynee" pronunciation of the former, now corrupted to "ahnzhenoo". The main purpose of "ingenuous", of course, is to cause confusion with ingenious — ultimately they are both from the Latin for "inborn quality". C.f. naïve, which also means that with which one is born, i.e., that which is native, Latin natus, and compare the phrases "born yesterday" and "wet behind the ears", the latter from the image of a mother animal licking its newborn.
intransigent
About 1880, borrowed from the nickname of a Spanish political party of the time, Los Intransigentes, "The Uncompromising".
irate
1838, although "ire" goes back to 1300.
Jerusalem (hymn)
Although the poem "And did these feet in ancient time" was written by William Blake in 1804, it didn't become an anthem until 1916 when it was set to music specifically as an idealistic World War I rallying song. (Note it was sung at the funeral service in the movie Chariots of Fire, a phrase taken from the poem.)
jiffy
1785.
jiggle
Nobody jiggled until 1836. Both this and "jigsaw" are from the lively dance, extended to the idea of "rapidly bouncing up and down".
jigsaw
The saw itself, 1873. Jigsaw puzzles (and the extended sense of anything in small irregular pieces), 1909.
Kick up ones heels
In Georgian and Regency times, this meant to drop dead. It was the same image as "bite the dust", q.v., but it implied falling backward instead of forward. The meaning of "enjoy oneself", with an image of vigorous dancing, didn't come about until almost 1900.
knee-jerk
A medical term for the patellar reflex in 1876. Not used metaphorically (knee-jerk reaction, knee-jerk emotion) until 1963 — "knee-jerk liberal", in fact.
kneecap
1869. For the previous five hundred years, the body part in question had been a knee pan.
knickers
1881 as a feminine undergarment. This is a short form of knickerbockers, first recorded as an item of clothing (i.e., baggy britches) in 1859. (Knickerbocker was used from 1831 to refer to a resident of New York, particularly one descended from the original Dutch settlers.)
Lesbian
1890. Before then, female homosexuality was called tribadism, from an Indo-European root that meant to rub. (Sapphist is even newer — 1902.) The poet Sappho of Lesbos was awarded two different terms for her alleged preferences a couple of thousand years after her lifetime.
liaise
This ugly back-formation from "liaison" was perpetrated by the military in 1928.
limelight
The intense lime light was invented in 1826. The word was not used figuratively to mean "center of attention" until 1877.
limerick
1896, unless you mean the city in Ireland.
lingerie
1835 as "linen garment" in general; 1850 as women's underclothing.
'll, 'd, and n't contractions
I'll and you'll were known from the time of Shakespeare, but other contractions of that form were unknown in print before the 1880's, when they'll, that'll, etc. began to appear. Ditto with hadn't, didn't, etc. Note a very common technique in historical novels is for the author to suggest archaic speech by not using contractions even in casual conversation — for example, "Did he not remove his coat?" instead of "Didn't he remove his coat?" or "I shall get it," instead of "I'll get it."
loaf, loafer
Both 1838 in the sense of a person who wastes time or the inaction itself. The Loafer shoe was a originally a trademark, registered in 1939.
lovebirds
Applied to a human couple and not real birds, 1911.
love seat
Defined as a "double chair" in 1904. (That was a new meaning for "double chair" also, which before 1904 only meant a light pleasure carriage.)
lunch
First recorded as an abbreviation for "luncheon" in 1829. The earlier meaning was "bunch" or "lump".
Madam, madame
As the CEO of a whorehouse, not until 1871. Before then, the lady in question was called a procuress or abbess.
magenta
Magenta red dye — the first synthetic dye — was invented in 1860 and named after the French victory over the Austrians at Magenta, Italy the previous year. C.f. mayonnaise, named in honor of a French victory at Port Mahon, Minorca, in 1756. (This engagement led to the court-martial and execution of the losing British admiral, Viscount Byng. This in turn led to Voltaire's famous comment about England, Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral pour encourager les autres. — "In this country, it is a good idea to kill an admiral now and then to encourage the others.")
marathon
The race was so-named at the revival of the Olympic Games in 1896. It was generalized to "endurance contest" — marathon dance, marathon swim, etc. — in the 1920's.
marzipan
It was marchpane (French marcepain) from 1394, but English didn't adopt the German version of the word until 1901. (The original meaning was a candy box, not the candy itself.)
masochism, masochistic
1892, in the translation of Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis. Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's novels (Venus in Furs, etc.), were written in the 1870's. Note that Krafft-Ebing's treatise is also responsible for the words sadism, necrophilia, homo-, bi-, and heterosexual, and exhibitionist, all of which would be anachronisms before 1892.
massage
As a noun, 1876, borrowed from French (which had borrowed it from Arabic or Hindi) along with masseur and masseuse. As a verb, 1887. (Massage is related to Messiah, from a Semitic root which meant to rub; "Messiah" literally means "Anointed".)
master of ceremonies
It was "master of the ceremonies" until 1888.
mauve
Another 19th-century French color word — 1859 in this case. C.f. beige, ecru, and magenta.
Melba toast
First crunched in 1897, while peach Melba was first served in 1905. Both were named for the wildly popular operatic soprano Nellie Melba, depending if she was on or off her diet. Well, at least she was and has remained wildly popular with audiences and critics. (Her face is even on the Australian $100 note.) The term "prima donna" wasn't invented for her (see below) but might as well have been; one biographical sketch says, "If a singer's greatness can be gauged by how detested she was by colleagues, then Melba would undoubtedly be the greatest singer of all time." (Her real name was Helen Mitchell; she took her stage name from her home town of Melbourne.)
mess
This didn't mean untidy or state of confusion until the 1830's. Before then, it only meant a dish of food.
meticulous
1827 in the modern sense. See below for the earlier meaning.
midget
1865 to denote a small person. It had been Canadian slang in the 1840's for a small fly — a midge-ette.
milquetoast
This term for a very timid person comes from Caspar Milquetoast, the "hero" of a 1930's series of cartoons.
mincemeat
1845 for the modern sense of a pie filling made with spiced fruit, etc. Before that the word only had its literal meaning of "chopped meat", and the pie was simply called a mince pie, i.e., one with finely chopped ingredients. Note that the threat "to make mincemeat of" somebody (with a sword) uses the older sense — to turn them into hamburger.
mistletoe
Kissing under a mistletoe branch at Christmas is not mentioned in print until 1820, although it's probably a much older folk custom. (The name of the plant is ancient, and the first syllable is German mist, dung, from the belief that the plant grew from bird droppings.)
myth
1830, which seems totally ridiculous when mythical is recorded in 1678, mythological in 1614, and mythology in 1420, but before 1830, the noun was still the original Greek mythos.
Nag
As a verb, to irritate or complain, about 1830. As a broken-down horse, not until 1930! (Before that it could be any horse, good or bad.)
nancy
1905 as an insulting term for an effeminate man. The even more disparaging "nancy-boy" didn't emerge until 1958. C.f. "pansy", another 20th century insult.
necrophilia
1892, in Krafft-Ebing. C.f. masochism and sadism.
needle
As a verb (to annoy or irritate), 1881. Before that, only to literally prick someone or something.
noblesse oblige
It was coined in French in 1808, but the first use in an English-language document was in 1837. ("Noblesse" itself was commonly used in English to mean "nobility" from about 1200 to 1700.)
nosy
First used to mean inquisitive in 1882. Until then, it meant (as one might expect) having a prominent nose. C.f. Old Nosey, a common nickname of the Duke of Wellington. (This is another "soft anachronism", since the verb to nose (nose around, nose out, etc.) is hundreds of years older, from the behavior of dogs.)
nymphet
I hope no author would think of calling a a girl a "lolita" in 1820, but in fact "nymphet" is exactly as incorrect. The latter term was coined by Nabakov in 1955 to describe the title character in his novel Lolita. Obviously English needed terms for a sexually precocious young girl, since both words are now common.
Off-key
First used in 1929 for a singer "who had great difficulty moving her vowels". Not until 1943 to mean inappropriate or jarring.
orchestrate
1880 in the literal musical sense. 1883 as a metaphor — fit together harmoniously.
opera glass
1842.
orchid
1845. Until then, the flower was an orchis, with orchidae as the Latin plural.
orgasm
1936 in the modern sense. Before that it had to be qualified — sexual or venereal orgasm. See below for more on orgasmic behavior.
orientation
1868 in the general sense of bearings or direction. Until then, it only was a geographical term, "facing eastward" in a literal sense, used of aligning churches, graves, etc. Similarly, the verb to orient (get one's bearings) dates from 1850.
orphanage
Surprisingly, 1865 as a home for orphans. Previously used only as an abstract noun — "He suffered orphanage at an early age," — and as an English legal term meaning guardianship of an orphan. This may hold the record for anachronistic citations, since no self-respecting Regency novel can be complete without a bricks-and-mortar orphanage somewhere within its pages. The correct terms at that time were "orphan asylum" or, if the children were young enough, "foundling hospital" or "foundling house".
Pansy
Fifteenth century as a flower, but 1929 in the sense of an effeminate man. (It's French pensee, thought, because the flower looks like a face.)
persistent
1830 in the current sense of tenacious. The earliest record of the word at all is only from 1826 as a biological term, applied to plants with leaves that didn't fall off.
pervert
This did not have the current sexual usage until the 1890's. Before then, a pervert was a religious apostate, a convert seen from the rear. For example, in 1860 Thackeray called Henry of Navarre "a notorious pervert" for his "Paris is worth a mass" conversion. In 1879 a religious tract mentioned that Paul was regarded as a pervert by Jews for becoming a Christian. An extreme pervert was the semi-legendary Vicar of Bray, who was twice a Catholic and twice a Protestant in maintaining his position during the reigns of Henry VIII, Mary, and Elizabeth. When accused of having no principles, he said he had one principle, to live and die as the vicar of Bray. The song about him, however, updates his career to the "glorious revolution" reigns of Charles II, James II, William of Orange, and George I a hundred and fifty years later.
pessimist
1836, while pessimistic was not used until 1868. Optimist, etc. are a century earlier, though. The word optimism was coined in French to describe Leibnitz's philosophy of "the best of all possible worlds", but it gained currency in English mainly from Voltaire's thorough demolition of the doctrine with Candide ou l'optimisme in 1759.
phenomenal
1850 in its modern sense of unusual or extraordinary.
playboy
In the 17th century, it meant a boy actor. The current meaning was recorded in 1829 in Ireland, but didn't appear in general English until popularized by Synge's Playboy of the Western World in 1907.
ploy
1950 in the current sense of a maneuver to gain advantage. For 250 years before that, it meant a hobby or pastime. (It definitely isn't related to "plot", but nobody knows whether it's a clipped form of "employ" or not.)
poker
Card game, 1836 in the U.S., 1855 ("pocher") in England. "Poker face" is recorded 1885. C.f. euchre.
polarize
Not until 1949 in the "accentuate a division" sense. The optical connotation, however, dates from 1811.
polka
1844. By the way, the dance is Czech pulka, half (presumably because of the short quick steps), not Polish. This does not mean, however, that a polka is the same as a minuet, also named for the short steps, or a polonaise, which does mean "Polish".
pornography
1864 in the modern sense. The word was used in 1857 in its literal Greek meaning, "description of prostitution", in a medical report on the plight of London streetwalkers.
pose
About 1850 in the artistic sense, both as noun and verb. About 1840 in the sense of "pretend" — "The spy posed as an Albanian prince." Incidentally, the word is not related to position. That's a member of the large put/place family (component, composition, …) from Latin ponere/posit-. By the way, a poser meant a questioner (apposer) for hundreds of years; the related sense of a difficult question didn't turn up until 1793.
pragmatic
The current sense of practical or realistic dates only from 1853. Before that it meant interfering, conceited, or dictatorial.
presentable
The original usage of the word was "subject to criminal prosecution". C.f. the presentation of a grand jury. The modern meaning is not found until 1827.
prestige
Until 1829, this was French and meant trickery or deception. It is Latin prae-stringere, to dazzle or blindfold, literally to "bind beforehand". In the early 19th century it was used as a metaphor for the charismatic power of Napoleon. The current sense of prestigious isn't recorded until 1913; before then it was only applied to jugglers and magicians. Also note the current meaning of spellbinding, and see charisma above.
prima donna
It was used in its literal Italian sense of "first lady" to refer to the leading soprano of an opera in 1768, but it wasn't generalized to someone who is aggressively self-important or temperamental in other fields (male or female) until 1834. P.S. — the plural is "prima donne", but this is not often encountered because, by definition, there can't be two at the same place at the same time without bloodshed.
Prince Charming
1850, as a character in a play called, logically enough, King Charming.
pub
This clipped version of "public house" for a tavern was recorded as underworld slang about 1860, but wasn't fully acceptable until 1890.
pussyfooting
American slang from 1903.
Randy
This did not mean lustful or "horny" until 1847, and then only in the North of England — Yorkshire, etc. It didn't migrate south to London until the 1880's. For the previous two hundred years, it (as one might expect) had been purely a Scottish word, and it meant boisterous or rude.
realistic
1856. Realist was first used in 1850.
regardless
Mark Twain first used it to mean "in any event" in 1872. Prior citations only have the literal sense — "He was regardless of his duty," or "I have very regardless children." The current usage is elliptical for "regardless of expense" or "regardless of the consequences", and was regarded as an Americanism.
revolver
I managed to encounter a specifically-described revolver — "He spun the chamber, which contained a single bullet..." — in a novel set in 1815. No, no, no. At least this pistol wasn't called a revolver, which was a trademark of Colt when he patented the first practical revolving gun design in 1835. Another Regency featured a pistol which somehow fired at least four shots without reloading. (C.f. Hollywood westerns with six-shooters that somehow managed to plug twenty or thirty Injuns without the cowboy reloading.)
risky
1827.
risqué
1867.
rocket
As a noun, used for fireworks since 1611. As a verb (to soar or speed), not until 1881.
rodent
1835 as a noun. 1833 as a present participle — Rabbits are rodent [gnawing] in my garden.
romance
This meant "imaginative adventure story" until 1916, when it was first used to mean "love affair". King Solomon's Mines was a romance novel when published, for instance, as were Sir Walter Scott's stories. Roman is the normal French word for "novel", as in roman à clef, literally a novel with a key [to the characters' real-life equivalents].
rotate
1808, a back-formation from the much older "rotation".
rugrat
1968 (small child). Never as a small dog, which I have found in at least two Regency novels.
Sabotage
1910 in English; somewhat earlier in French. The word really became established during World War I. Saboteur wasn't recorded until 1921, though.
sadism, sadistic
Although the eponymous Comte (not Marquis) de Sade died in 1814, these terms were first used in 1892, in Krafft-Ebing. See masochism, also named in honor of a 19th-century author.
safe
The current sense of a place for storing money or other valuables is first recorded in 1820. For the previous 400 years, the only meaning (as a noun) was a meat locker. Safe-breaking and safe-cracking date from 1934.
sanitize
1836. Of the derivatives, sanitary is first recorded in 1842, and sanitarium in 1851. The British euphemism "sanitary towel" first saw print in 1881 and the US equivalent, sanitary napkin, in 1917.
sassy
This was purely American slang until the 20th century. The British used the original form — saucy.
scam
1963, both noun and verb.
scientist
1840. "Science" in the modern sense is mid-19th century; before that it was "natural science". A phrase like "the conflict of science and religion" is an anachronism before then, because Theology was a science. Darwinian evolution and the geologists' insistence on the multi-billion year age of the earth were mainly responsible for this split. Late-breaking news flash — in November, 2005, the state of Kansas, USA, voted to redefine "science" to include theology and astrology again, so that biblical "Creation Science" could be taught in Kansas schoolrooms. Further Update — in February, 2007, Kansas decreed that theology and astrology are not sciences any more. Stay tuned for the next election. (The 2007 definition of science is again "a human activity of systematically seeking natural explanations". The 2005 definition omitted the word "natural".)
Scotch
As a drink (elliptical for Scotch whisky), 1895. Before that, the stand-alone noun Scotch meant a variety of snuff.
scram
1928, probably a back-formation from "scramble". (There is a much older unrelated "scram" which means shrivel or paralyze, as in "His hands were scrammed from the cold.")
séance
The word is French for "sitting" and was used as a synonym of "session" (legislative séance, etc.) until the spiritualism craze of the 1850's. C.f. "spiritualism" below.
sensational
1898 in the current meaning of "causing great excitement". The current noun usage — "Her red gown caused a sensation," — is first recorded in 1864. The literal implication of "sensation" (the operation of the senses) is hundreds of years older, though.
sewage
1834, even though "sewer" goes back almost to 1400.
Sex
1929 as a synonym for "sexual intercourse", as in "have sex", "sex before marriage", "great sex", etc. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the first known author to use the word in this sense was D.H. Lawrence.
sexy
1925.
shamus
I found this nickname for a detective used by a duchess in a Regency novel! It is Yiddish slang (shames, synagogue watchman) first recorded in 1925 in American detective novels. (To compound the crime, her grace said the individual in question was pussyfooting — see above.)
shimmy
The American slang for "chemise" was first recorded in 1837. The other "shimmy", to shake, dates from 1919, and is the same word. It is actually a back-formation from a popular dance of the time ("I wish I could shimmy like my sister Kate"), which apparently was first known as the vulgar "shaking the shimmy".
shoddy
1862 in the modern sense. In 1832 it was used as the name of an inferior kind of cloth.
shrapnel
A Shrapnel's Shell (named for the inventor) was an explosive shell packed with bullets, invented in the Napoleonic wars. It was also known as "case shot". The extended meaning of "shell fragment", in phrases like "He received some shrapnel in his leg," did not come into use until 1940. To quote Winston Churchill: "…great numbers of shell splinters usually described most erroneously as shrapnel, will be falling in the streets."
shut up
As an order to stop talking, 1840.
sibling
In Old English this meant any blood relative, but it dropped out of use in the Middle Ages. The term was re-invented by early 20th-century anthropologists with a new specific meaning of "one of the children of the same parents". The simple sib stayed in English with the meaning of "relative" in general — c.f. gossip, which is god-sib, i.e., godparent.
skid
As a verb meaning to slide along (the coach skidded off the road) not until 1838. The original meaning was a strip of wood placed underneath something, related to a ski. (In the late 19th century, a skid road was a pathway for sliding logs downhill. The current sense of a rundown area full of alcoholics, etc. seems to be from the term being used in Seattle for the area where the loggers congregated while in town, complete with the bars, whorehouses, and cheap rooms necessary for their comfort.)
skivvy
1902 as a maid of all work. 1932 as slang for underwear.
slingshot
1849. Also see catapult above.
slum
1845 in the current sense of a lower-class district. 1825 as a single dwelling, a rear tenement, often in the phrase "back-slum". Not until 1860 as a verb ("go slumming", etc.)
snide
The modern sense of slyly insinuating or derogatory dates from 1933. The word first appeared in 1859 with the meaning of "worthless" or "counterfeit". An intermediate usage was slippery or cunning.
snob
1911 in the current sense of one who considers himself superior and sneers at the "lower classes". This was a complete reversal of meaning, because originally the word meant a member of the lower classes — it was the opposite of "nob", a wealthy person. The change began with Thackeray using it in the sense of "vulgar social climber" in the 1840's. ("Nob" might be a clipped form of "noble"; if not, the origin is unknown. C.f. "nib" ("his nibs") in the same sense.)
socialize
1895 in the sense "participate in social activities". Before that, it meant to make fit for society — "You should socialize that little brat before allowing him to appear in public; a few beatings should do the trick."
society
The sense of "polite society" or "good society" in phrases like "he was often seen in society") didn't appear until 1823.
sovereign (coin)
This one-pound (20 shilling) gold coin was first minted in 1817, replacing the earlier guinea, whose value originally varied with the price of gold but which became standardized as 21 shillings. Giving somebody a sovereign on the day of Waterloo is therefore contraindicated. (Actually, I recently read a historical novel which featured a bag of sovereigns in 1748, a seventy-year anachronism. On the other hand, silver dollars (q.v.) or crowns had been common for a couple hundred years.)

Note that guineas were quite rare during the Napoleonic Wars, too. The war had caused the price of gold to rise above the face value of the coin, so that many of them had been melted down to bullion or used to pay for smuggled goods. The wartime English economy ran on paper money. Unlike the French, Wellington's army in the Peninsula insisted on paying for supplies. The British government minted an issue of guineas during the war specifically for army use, because the Spanish and Basques would only take gold and silver — British banknotes would be worthless if the French won — and the mint lost its shirt on the deal because it had to buy the gold on the open market for more than the coins' face value.

spill
1821 in the sense of a thin piece of wood or twisted paper used to light a candle or pipe.
spiritualism
The modern sense of both this word and spiritualist date from the early 1850's, when the idea of communicating with the dead via a medium became a large fad. Before that, the words only had a philosophical and religious sense, describing a belief in the importance of the soul compared to the body. C.f. seance.
spotlight
1904. C.f. "limelight".
sprig muslin
Yet another Heyerism, at least as applied to the Regency. The first recorded use of the phrase was by Hardy in 1922, and the second as the title of one of Heyer's novels. "Sprigged muslin" was the 19th-century name of the cloth.
stein
1855 for an earthenware beer mug. C.f. stoneware.
stunning
David Copperfield, in 1849, has the first recorded use with the meaning of first-rate or outstanding. Before then, it only had the literal meaning of causing unconsciousness. C.f. astound and astonish; all three are the same metaphor, from Latin ex-tonare, to strike with a thunderbolt.
switch
This is another very common word I can find in almost every story. Unfortunately, it didn't exist until about 1830 in any noun sense except the original one of a flexible tree branch. The verb sense of "to change" appeared about 1850 — before that its only use was to hit with a switch. (The modern usages came by way of railroad slang for a "branch" track. C.f. "asleep at the switch", etc.)
Tangerine
1842 (fruit), 1899 (color). Previously only with a capital letter as a resident or product of Tangier. The fruit was a Tangerine orange, but even that is only recorded for 1841.
tart
1887 to mean "prostitute", from an earlier sense (1864) of "attractive woman".
thug
1839 in its current meaning. Before that, the term was only used in India (thuggee), and referred to a religious sect who believed in strangling strangers as an offering to the god.
thundermug
This slang term for a chamber pot was first recorded as an Americanism in 1890. C.f. "thunderbox" for a portable commode, first noted in 1939.
ticker
In the sense of "heart", US slang from 1930.
tiens!
As an expression of surprise (borrowed from French), once again a Georgette Heyer usage.
tiger
1825 in the sense of a young groom riding on the back of a carriage. Georgian and Regency use from Heyer.
town bronze
It allegedly means the sophistication gained through spending a season in London, but I can find no record at all of this phrase before its use by Georgette Heyer — I have a nasty suspicion she made it up.
trade
As a verb, the sense of "to exchange" is first recorded in 1863. Before that it meant buy or sell (still the stock market meaning), and before that it was a synonym of "tread".
trapeze
1861, in a description of the performance of Jules Leotard, the daring young man who invented the flying trapeze act, had a song written about him, and joined Amelia Bloomer, Dietrich Knickerbocker, Mae West, Lords Cardigan, Spencer, and Wellington, and a few others in being known for a characteristic garment.
treasure hunt
1913 in the game sense. Quite a bit older in the literal sense, of course.
troll
Borrowed from Scandinavian mythology in 1851. A different word than the much older troll, to drag.
trouble-maker
1923, in Time magazine. This a perfect "soft anachronism", since "trouble" itself goes back to the Middle Ages, as do usages like "in trouble" and "troublesome". On the other hand, "in trouble" to mean inconveniently pregnant was first used in 1891 by Hardy in Tess of the d'Urbervilles.
turf
1953 in the sense of "territory", as a gang's turf. "On the turf" had been used from the 1860's for a prostitute walking the streets, and "The Turf" as metonymy for "the horse racing world" goes back to 1750.
twerp
First recorded in print in 1925, but it was Oxford slang from about 1911, evidently formed from the name of a certain objectionable student named T.W. Earp. (The authority for this is J.R.R. Tolkien, one of Earp's classmates.)
tyke
The word meant "bitch" or "mongrel" from the 1300's. It wasn't transferred from canines to small children until 1902.
type, typical
The current meaning of a general class isn't recorded until 1843. For the preceding 400 years, it meant an emblem or symbol, from a root that meant to strike or stamp and which is also seen in tympani. "Typical" in the modern sense dates from 1850. C.f. character, from the "carve" root, also first used to mean "identifying mark".
Valentine
1824 for the paper variety. They are thus earlier than Christmas cards, which didn't come into fashion until the 1860's.
velour
The proper form is velours, the French word for velvet. English didn't lop off the /S/ to form a false singular until well into the 20th century. C.f. Velcro®, which is French velours croché, hooked velvet.
vet
As a verb meaning "to carefully examine, verify", this was first recorded in 1904. (It is racing slang, from the idea of having a veterinarian check the soundness of a horse.)
vibrant
The meaning of "lively" arose about 1867. Before that, the adjective only had its literal meaning of "vibrating" or "shaking".
Viking
1840, although the Scandinavian form "vikingr" was used by an English historian in 1807.
Wallflower
1820 to describe a woman who is not dancing. Much earlier as a literal flower.
War of the Roses
This term was originated by Sir Walter Scott about 1815, 350 years after the conflict itself.
widgeon
A widgeon is a kind of wild duck, but it was also used for a silly or clueless person, from the alleged behavior of the bird. (C.f. "goose" and "gull", applied to a person.) Unfortunately, the last recorded use of calling someone a widgeon was in 1741. Heyer used it frequently in her Regency novels, though, and of course everybody else has followed suit. (There is a separate old word "pigwiggen" a fairy or dwarf, generalized to something small or insignificant, which was occasionally modified to "pigwidgeon". That word has survived to modern times, in phrases like a "pigwidgeon lawyer".)
Yen
This is Chinese "yan", used both of the craving for opium and for the drug itself. It first made it into English in 1876 as "yin" or "ying" before everyone settled on "yen" about 1910. Western addicts adopted several Chinese terms in connection with the practice — "yen hop" for an opium pipe, "yen pok", a pill ready to be smoked or eaten, "yen shi" the ashes, and so on. No relation to the Japanese coin, of course.
Yiddish
1875 as a shortening of German jüdisch deutsch, Jewish-German, the language of the Ashkenazi Jews. Yid, an offensive term for a Jew, is a back-formation, by analogy with Jewish, Polish, Kurdish, Danish, etc. C.f. the casual "Brit" from British. I suppose we should be grateful that English is not yet blessed with "horserad", a pungent plant, and "varn", a shiny coating.
Zip
About 1875 as either a sound or a quick movement (e.g., zipping right along). The clothing Zipper was a trademark of 1923. Zap doesn't appear until 1940, with a meaning of shoot or kill.


Just to balance the above list of anachronisms, here are several modern-looking words which were in use at an earlier date than one might suspect. All these citations are for the current use of the word; sometimes a different meaning existed even earlier.

Acupuncture
Mentioned as a treatment for gout in a medical text of 1684.
anorexia
1598, in the same sentence as bulimia.
anthropology
1653.
antiseptic
1751 for both the noun and the adjective. Antibiotic is 20th century, however. Septic itself (septic throat, septic wound) was borrowed from Greek about 1600.
autopsy
1678 in the modern sense of the dissection of a corpse for medical investigation, and 1651 in the original Greek sense of "eyewitness" — auto (self) + ops (eye).
Back yard
(of a house) 1659.
ballistic missile
Both words were well-known in English by 1750.
bamboozle
1703. Also seen as the clipped "bam" or "bamb" in the 18th and 19th centuries.
barbecue
About 1730 for an outdoor feast where a whole animal was roasted. Also applied to the guest of honor — i.e., the animal so roasted. Thus both "Let us have a barbecue in the back yard for our friends," and "This barbecue tastes wonderful," are legitimate 18th century usages.
baseball
1744. Also mentioned by Jane Austen. (The rules have changed over time, so the original game of baseball was probably similar to modern rounders.)
bite the dust
In ancient Greek, this was a favorite cliché of Homer. The phrases "bite the ground", "bite the sand", and/or "bite the dust" have been used in almost every English translation of the Iliad since 1697.
bulimia
1598, along with anorexia.
Carcinoma
This goes back before 1600. It's a Greek form of the same word that's in English canker and Latin cancer. It's tumorous cousins sarcoma (fleshy growth) and melanoma (black growth) date to the early 19th century, though.
Chock-full
About 1400! (It's in a version of Morte Arthur — "Charottez [chariots] chokkefulle charegyde with golde.")
Christmas tree
Most people think these are Victorian, but the first mention of a Christmas tree being set up in England was in 1789. They remained a curiosity and didn't become fashionable in imitation of the German custom until mid-19th century, though.
come
In the sense "achieve sexual orgasm" or "ejaculate", this looks like modern vulgar slang, but it was first used with that meaning about 1650.
commissar
This word is strongly associated with the Soviet Union, but it is first recorded in English about 1400, from Latin commissarius. It's the same word as a commissary, namely a delegate or one entrusted (commissioned) with a certain task. C.f. commit, committee, etc.
corned beef hash
1621 for corned (i.e., salted) beef, and 1662 for hash as a dish of cut-up meat.
Detergent
1626 as an adjective meaning "cleansing", and 1676 as a noun, a cleansing agent or soap.
dollar
This is the English pronunciation, going back to 1553, of the German silver Thaler (aka the Spanish peso or piece of eight). As early as 1560 it was pointed out that a dollar was worth five shillings, and the English 5-shilling piece (the crown) was therefore so-called. (Crowns had been minted starting in 1542.)
doughnut
1809.
Easy chair
1707.
Football
1424 for the game itself, and 1486 for the inflated ball. The very first citation is in a legal proclamation against the sport: "The king forbiddes þt na man play at þe fut ball vnder þe payne of iiijd." The second citation in the oed is in 1531: "Foote balle, wherin is nothinge but beastly furie and exstreme violence." One gets the impression that the gentler elements of society were not too fond of the sport. In 1650, someone described a person in distress as being "like a football in the midst of a crowd of boys".
fountain pen
1710 in English; even earlier in French.
Gag
Recorded in 1805 as a bad joke or ridiculous story, and in 1777 as a verb, to deceive. These are both from the much older "choke" sense — the oed has a quotation from 1819: "Gagging…signifies, as its name may lead you to suspect, nothing more than the thrusting of absurdities, wholesale and retail, down the throat of some too credulous gaper."
germ
Disease-producing agent, 1803, in this very modern-sounding quotation from a medical journal: "The vaccine virus must act in one or other of these two ways: either it must destroy the germ of the small-pox...or it must neutralize this germ."
goodies
Used to describe tasty snacks in 1745.
goody two-shoes
The History of Goody Two-Shoes was published in 1766.
Hop
As an informal term for a dance or ball, this looks like it belongs to the 1920's, but it was first used in that sense in 1731.
howitzer
1703. "Howitz", without the German ending, is recorded in 1700. The source, German haufnice, a catapult, goes clear back to the 1400's. In the mid-1700's, the English called the gun a hobbit.
hubby
As a pet form of "husband", 1688.
Jig is up
Jig has many meanings; the sense of "game" or "trick" dates back to 1592, and "the jig is up", i.e., ended, was recorded in 1777. (C.f. "the game is up", not used until 1808.)
Kid
1599 in the noun sense of "small child". The verb, to hoax or joke with, as in "kidding around", goes back to 1811.
Lite beer
About 1000 ce. The Miller brewery people undoubtedly believe this is a cutesy spelling of "light", but in fact the word has meant "few", "meager", or "of poor quality" since Old English. "Lite" is not even related to "light". The latter strictly means "low in weight" — light is the opposite of heavy — while lite is a form of "little" and is the opposite of fine or luxurious. The difference between the words was much more obvious in Ye Olde Days when the /GH/ of "light" was pronounced.

I love it when I see products where an advertising agency obviously does not know the meaning of the word — my grocery features not only Lite Beer but also a snack food called Poppycock, which is straight Dutch poppe-kak, doll shit, implying something tiny and worthless. At the cosmetic counter I can find a skin cream called Porcelana, which etymologically implies it will make one's face look like the hind end of a pig. The version of Linux I am currently using is code-named "Feisty", literally "stinking".

locomotive
As an adjective describing something which could "move to a place" by itself, this is first recorded in 1612. It also was applied to people who liked to travel — a historian said that Hadrian was "the most locomotive emperor Rome ever had". The current usage is for "locomotive engine", one that is self-propelled, and dates from the early 1820's. (Early steamboats were also called locomotives.)
lollipop
1784 as a piece of candy for children, although the stick seems to have come later.
loop-hole
First used to mean "technicality for evading the intent of a law" in 1663. It originally was a porthole, either to shoot from or to admit light and air, but loopholes could also be used as an escape route, if a person was sufficiently slippery.
lousy
The literal "full of lice" sense goes back to the time of Chaucer, and surprisingly, so does the figurative use to mean worthless or inferior. C.f. this quote from 1568: "His base birth and lowsy lynage," or this newspaper pop music critic in 1707: "Wicked Rhimes...sung to lowsey Tunes".
Mad at
1702. "Mad with" dates from 1577 and "mad upon" is in the 1539 Bible (Psalm 102), all in the sense of angry with.
Mardi gras
1699 for both Shrove Tuesday and the masquerade ball on that day.
megillah
This is Hebrew for "scroll", and was used in English as early as 1650 to refer to certain books of Jewish scripture — particularly the book of Esther, which is read in its entirety at the festival of Purim. Hence, "The Rabbi read the whole Megillah." Ironic usage to mean an interminable and boring affair is 20th century Yiddish slang, though.
meteorology
About 1570. Meteorologist, one who studies the weather, was recorded in 1621.
mug
The first use of "to mug" to mean "assault" was in 1818. Mugger (an assailant) didn't come along until 1865. Before that, a mugger was a blow to the face, as in "Gentleman Jackson delivered a powerful mugger."
mule
As a soft shoe or slipper, often made of velvet, 1565. (Both sexes could originally wear mules around the house, by the way.)
Neurosis
1776.
nicotine
The chemical was isolated in 1819. Nicotiana is the genus of the tobacco plant, named for Jacques Nicot, who introduced tobacco into France in 1560.
nymphomania
1775.
Open sesame
Introduced to English in the 1797 translation of the Arabian Nights, and quickly generalized to a bribe, etc. to "magically" gain entrance.
oxygen
1790. ditto for hydrogen.
Pal
1681, borrowed from the Gypsies, where it means "brother". (Until at least 1850 it was always used in a criminal context — a synonym of "accomplice".)
pathology
1597. (Pathologist is recorded for 1650.)
pea-shooter
1803; quickly generalized to any ineffective weapon.
penny post
1680 as long as the sender and recipient were within a ten-mile radius of London. It was not extended to the rest of Great Britain until 1840.
pharmacist
1721.
phobia
1786 in the modern sense — see the discussion of "claustrophobia" above.
plastic surgery
1839.
posse
This clipped form of the Latin phrase posse comitatus (a sheriff's "power of the county" to commandeer citizens to pursue criminals, put down civil unrest, etc.) has been used since 1690.
practical joke
1804.
pronto
A musical direction borrowed from Italian in 1744, meaning "quickly". (It is the same word as "prompt".) C.f. presto, largo, allegro, adagio, etc. It was reborrowed from Spanish in the American Southwest about 1850.
psychology
1653, in the same sentence as the first use of "anthropology". Psychologist dates to 1727, etc.
Ravioli
1399, when "rafyols" were defined as small meatballs baked in a crust.
real thing
"He's the real thing", meaning genuine, was first used in 1818.
refrigerator
1611. Even earlier, a cooling mechanism was called a refrigeratory.
Sandwich
1762. As a verb ("sandwiched together") not recorded until 1861.
savvy
1785, both noun and verb. It's either from French savez[-vous] or Spanish sabe [usted], take your choice.
shiv
This term for a knife or razor certainly looks like it comes from 20th-century gangster movies, but was first recorded (spelled "chiv") in 1673.
shorthand
1636. The use of "hand" to mean "style of writing" is first recorded in 1390. The unrelated "short-handed", not having enough hands, is from 1794.
shuffleboard
Played since 1532. (The first element means "shove repeatedly", which is a pretty good description of the game.)
skim milk
In Shakespeare.
sleazy
1645, first used to mean a thin or weak fabric. It was very quickly generalized to describe anything insubstantial or worthless. The OED has a quotation from 1648 about someone's "vain and sleasy opinions about Religion". The further degeneration to sordid or depraved (a sleazy night club) is 20th century, though.
squiggle
1816, defined as "move like an eel". It's evidently a cross between "squirm" and "wriggle".
stockbroker
1706. Pawnbroker is even earlier — 1687.
subconscious
1834.
swell
As an adjective meaning excellent (a swell party), 1812. This is from the noun use to mean a distinguished or stylish person (the swell strolled down Bond Street), first attested in 1786. This in turn was from an earlier meaning of arrogant, i.e., "puffed up" or pompous. C.f. a "swelled head".)
Technology
1615.
telegraph
1794 as a mechanical signaling device, 1797 for an electrical version. The word was quite common in connection with the Napoleonic wars.
tin foil
1467. It was originally used mainly for backing precious stones and mirrors; it didn't get cheap enough for casual wrapping and sealing until the early 19th century. Lead foil was more common in that role; c.f. the lead seals on wine bottles.
trampoline
1797 in the current bouncing and tumbling sense, 16th century in the sense "walking on stilts".
traumatic
1656. Interestingly, that's almost 40 years earlier than the first recorded use of trauma itself.
Undertaker
Professional organizer of funerals, 1698. On the other hand, "mortician" didn't emerge until 1895. This is one of the few examples of a new word being less euphemistic than what it wished to replace. Hundreds of years older in the literal sense of one who takes on a task or provides a service of some kind. The OED has a quotation about "The Lord is my Undertaker."
Virus
1728 as a cause of contagion. (Virus is the Latin word for poison. C.f. virulent, i.e., poisonous.) Phrases like "smallpox virus" were common in the 18th and 19th centuries — see the comment on "germ" above. A virus [particle] was restricted to its current sense in the early 20th century.
Waffle
The verb to waffle (to make a noise like a politician) is recorded for 1803.
washing machine
1754.

How to Make a Reader Jump


Many words have changed meaning enough that, when used appropriately in the context of an earlier century, they give quite the wrong impression to a modern reader. Consider the following hypothetical quotations from a historical novel:

The Earl of Redstart's valet observed his master's choice of a waistcoat and said, deferentially, "If I may say so, my lord, I think you are quite cute." Cute is a short form of acute and meant mentally sharp or discriminating.
The Duke of Wellington is a very dainty human being, but he has a Martian mind. Dainty is a form of "dignity", and in this context meant "worthy" or "excellent". As early as Chaucer, Martian was used in its literal "related to Mars" sense to mean warlike — now we say "martial" instead. Both martial and martian were also once used to refer to the month of March.
"No offense, Redstart, but how did you manage to acquire such a crummy wife?" Crummy used to mean "soft and delicious", and was applied to a well-rounded sexy woman. The current term is zaftig, Yiddish for "juicy".
"I would be pleased to mount you, Miss Hampton," said Lord Redstart politely. It meant to provide with a horse to ride. Georgette Heyer loved this double-entente.
After his father's funeral, Lord Redstart took a mortuary out of his pocket and handed it to the priest. From about 1380, a mortuary was a gift conventionally given to the officiating priest or rector from the estate of the deceased. The current sense of a building to hold corpses only dates from 1865.
As was customary and proper, Lord Redstart had been his father's executioner. Executor and executioner were used indifferently until the middle of the 19th century. It was common to call the hangman somebody's executor. Either way, the etymological meaning is to "follow out" or as we would now say, "carry out" an assigned task. C.f. to execute a left turn in traffic.
The new vicar was responsible for the immediate decimation of his parish. Well into the 19th century, decimation meant to collect tithes, from Latin decimationem, to take a tenth. The sense of punishing a military unit by executing every tenth soldier came later, and the extended sense of "thoroughly destroy" came even later.
The vicar painfully administered to his flock. Painful was used to mean dutiful or conscientious. C.f. "painstaking".
In the parlor, Miss Hampton performed a Christmas carol which consisted mainly of expletives. An expletive was a word added only for rhyme or rhythm, without adding to the sense. "Hey, nonny" and "tra, la, la" passages are expletives. In this case, Miss Hampton was singing "Deck the Halls", where the four repetitions of "fa la la la la, la la la la" produce 36 expletives per verse.
The vicar preached his sermon on one of the most improper passages of the Bible. Improper used to mean metaphorical; in this case the preacher's text was the 23rd Psalm. His listeners also thought the parables of Jesus were improper and that Pilgrim's Progress was an exceedingly improper novel.
"Be careful of that jellyfish," he warned. "It has very sharp teeth." It was originally the name of a real fish, about a foot long, with lots of teeth. The current meaning of a floating blob with tentacles wasn't used until 1841.
Benjamin Franklin was a famous typewriter. It meant printer or compositor before the first mechanical typewriters came along in the 1860's.
The monks of St. Joseph's Monastery were known to be extremely devious. As late as 1856, "devious" still could be used in its etymological sense — "out of the way". The pious monks led a remote and sequestered life.
The governess reported to Lady Redstart that her four-year-old daughter had a spectacular orgasm that morning. Orgasm actually means "extreme emotion" or "fit of passion", and the restriction to a sexual climax is fairly recent. In modern terms, the little girl threw a tantrum.
"Your country seat is an awful pile, Lord Redstart. I have seldom seen a more artificial building." A pile was once any large or imposing building, and there is a famous line where someone praised St. Paul's cathedral as "awful, amusing, and artificial." Awful meant inspiring awe (c.f. awesome), amusing meant causing one to muse, and artificial meant made with artifice.
Because of his amusement during the attack, General A------ was relieved of command. In addition to the above meaning, "amusement" also meant delay or time-wasting.
The sergeant reported to Colonel Thompson that the regiment's new recruits were all plastic. Plastic is from the Latin word for "moldable" — c.f. "plaster".
The brave soldier was thrilled by the enemy and died instantly. To thrill was to pierce, as with an arrow or lance. The current usage is metaphorical.
Lord and Lady Redstart were upset when the governess informed them they had measly children. You got it — the kids had the measles. The modern-day meaning of inferior is a slang term from about 1860. C.f. lousy (infested with lice), scruffy (scurvy), shabby (scabby), mangy, flea-bitten, etc. for similar applications of skin conditions, and a rascal is someone who has a rash.
The thief patted Sir C------- on the head, rendering him unconscious. It originally meant to strike. The oed has a citation about David patting Goliath with a rock. No relation to "petting" — a pet is Gaelic for a hand-raised lamb.
Lord S------- and Lady Y------ were married yesterday at St. George's after a major capitulation between the two families. In fact, both families were completely in favor of the match from the start. A capitulation is a legal agreement neatly arranged under seperate headings, or chapters, with no sense of "surrender". Such legal paperwork was a normal precursor to an aristocratic wedding at the time, of course. The current sense is from diplomatic use to describe a peace treaty.
Lord Redstart's mother was somewhat deaf, and so the dowager countess used a rare electrical microphone. From 1683 until the early 20th century, a microphone was an ear trumpet. C.f. the much bigger megaphone. Electrical was a description of an object made out of amber, Greek elektron. (The scientific use came from rubbing amber to produce static electricity.)
Everyone knows that Prime Minister Disraeli and Cardinal Newman are perverts. See above for the meaning of pervert. Benjamin D'Israeli was born a Jew, but his father Isaac had a disagreement with his synagogue and converted his entire family to Christianity when the future statesman was thirteen. Newman rather publicly converted from Anglican to Roman Catholic.
Lord Redstart was so fastidious that he only would drink wine that had been defecated by his butler. Latin feces meant "dregs", and defecate meant to purify or refine — literally to remove sediment. There's a fairly well-known line where a historian described how Martin Luther suddenly began to defecate the Roman church. The meaning "void excrement" is a euphemism that only dates from 1864, but as late as 1890 hosts were still being advised to defecate the wine before dinner.
Yesterday, his majesty's urinator, Mr. Curtis, gave a demonstration of his special urination techniques. Once, to urinate meant to swim underwater. Mr. Curtis really existed; he was the royal navy's professional salvage diver in the late 17th century, and this passage is a direct quote from a newspaper article.
The Countess of Redstart was quite impressed that her host had provided her with a solid gold pelvis. The Latin meaning of "pelvis" was "wash basin"; the anatomy sense is much more modern.
Lord and Lady Redstart sat in their pew at the cathedral watching the priest use the lavatory. This was another "basin" word (from Latin lavabo, to wash) and was the normal ecclesiastical word for the basin used by a priest to ceremonially wash his hands during mass. C.f. "washroom", "bathroom", "rest room", "powder room", and many other euphemisms for the smallest room in the house. Also see the next two items.
Lady Redstart's dressing room featured a blue velvet toilet with a gold and silver fringe. The original meaning was "small cloth", particularly a decorative cloth laid on a dressing table. It is somewhat more recognizable if spelled "towelette". The word also could mean "protective towel" in general, so this passage could have said that Lady Redstart's head protruded from a toilet while her maid was dressing her hair. From the covering sense it also came to mean the dressing table itself, as in phrases like "the lady was at her toilet", while the current euphemistic use is 20th century. (I also could have brought up the image of a picnic where all the ladies were sitting on toilets.)
Lady Redstart wore a very fetching commode on her head while walking in the park. The literal sense of "commode" is "convenience" (still seen in "accommodate" and "discommode"), but in the 17th and 18th centuries it had two other meanings — a chest of drawers and a tall headdress for women. The word didn't become a euphemism for a chamber pot until the middle of the 19th century — c.f. "the necessary" and "the convenience" in the same sense.
Miss Hampton may have looked delicate, but she could tackle a horse. In the 18th and early 19th centuries, to tackle meant to equip, particularly to saddle or harness a horse. (C.f. "tack" for the horse's equipment, and also "fishing tackle".) The word progressed to "grab ahold of" about 1840.
The navy launched a new locomotive which immediately sank. As mentioned above, "locomotive" was applied to anything that could move by its own power, including steamboats.
Miss S------ was cut by the tabbies at Almack's because of a whispering campaign that she was a mechanic. The literal meaning of mechanical is "having power" (it's related to magic, may, and might), but it came to mean "working with the hands" and then acquired the general sense of "common", by way of "member of the laboring classes". As late as the 1960's, the OED cites someone disapproving of a "mechanical dress", and to call someone a mechanic was simply saying they were vulgar.
Miss Hampton's father was a noted civilian. As mentioned above, a civilian formerly was a magistrate; specifically, an authority on civil law.
There was a pause in the battle while Napoleon recharged his batteries. This one is easy — "recharge" has had its literal meaning of "reload" for a thousand years, and a battery, of course, is a group of guns.
At the garden party, Miss T------ was discovered lying beneath a marquis. Until the 20th century, marquis, marquise, and marquess were used interchangably. In fact, the missing young lady had been overcome by the heat and was resting under a large tent. To avoid this sort of confusion, the tent is now usually spelled phonetically as "marquee" and the peer is pronounced "markwess" (or "mahkwess" in England, of course), leaving "marquise" (pronounced "markee") as a type of gemstone cut.
Miss B----- was quite careless and extremely meticulous. "Meticulous" was first used for "careful about small details" in 1827; before that the meaning was "fearful". (Latin had two words for fear — metus was a justified fear, and timor was an unreasonable fear or panic, so a young lady might be meticulous about being cornered by an amorous gentleman, but timid when confronted with a mouse.)
King Edward was well-known for upsetting churches. No, he didn't offend anybody. "Upset" once had its literal meaning — to set up or erect. Therefore, good King Edward built churches. In the early 19th century, the sense changed to "overturn", its former opposite. In other words, the meaning of upset was upset.
Miss Hampton was found squiggling in a lady-like manner in the parlor. In addition to the "squirm + wriggle" sense, it once meant to do fancy embroidery.
The evidence showed the thief had been justified, so they buried him. Well into the 19th century, to justify someone meant to summarily hang or lynch them -- literally, to "make justice".
Lord Redstart threatened the highwayman with his dick. In the 19th century it meant "riding whip"; the first slang use for "penis" isn't until 1890. (Both the latter sense and its synonym "dork" are probably from "dirk", dagger.)
The Earl of Redstart strolled into the House of Lords in his birthday suit. Originally, one's best clothes, worn on special occasions like one's own or the King's birthday. The sense of "bare skin" is a play on this.
According to Wellington's dispatches, Colonel Thompson heroically kicked up his heels at Waterloo. As mentioned in the Anachronism section earlier, the unfortunate colonel was killed.
The Ton was shocked when Sir William was found to be presentable. As mentioned above, it meant he was subject to criminal prosecution.
The Hampton children are almost female. Almost used to mean "mostly all". This looks odd in phrases like "the residents of Tokyo are almost Japanese", but it is handy to be able to say things like "lawyers are almost honest" or "Congressmen are almost intelligent" without fear of libel. There were six Hampton children, one boy and five girls.
Sir Walter Scott wrote many stirring adventures about the brave Albanians. Originally, and well into the 19th century, this referred to the Scots — Alba was the Gaelic name of the country. After about 1600, it was also used to describe a country in the Balkans, although the Roman province of Albania had been on the Caspian, not the Adriatic.
Everyone was shocked when Lord Redstart avoided his roadster. Avoid is "ex-void", to empty out. It was once used in the literal sense — "We had extra guests for dinner and avoided the cupboard." It also meant to expel — "Ferdinand and Isabella avoided Spanish Jews," — and then to leave. The current usage is from phrases like "Young ladies are advised to avoid the vicinity of a rake," i.e., to leave the area, not the person. In Regency times, a roadster was a horse for long-distance traveling, so the earl fell off his horse. (Later in the 19th century, a roadster was a light carriage; this is the meaning which was transformed into an open two-seater automobile in the early 1900's.)
Wellington had two soldiers hanged for eloping during the battle of Waterloo. The literal meaning of elope, in use until about 1840, is simply "ex-lope", to run away, escape, or abscond. Dickens mentioned a valet eloping with all the valuables. In law, it meant a wife running away from her husband; the Gretna Green sense of fleeing lovers came last.
Lord Redstart read an interesting article on the erratic Huns and their emotions. The literal meaning of erratic is "wandering", as in "knight errant". (It was once common to see constructions like "St. Thomas was well-known for his errors.") Emotion is "ex-motion", to move out, and once was a synonym of "migration".
King Edward's strategy for controlling Wales consisted mainly of building castles in the clouds. Until about 1350, the main meaning of cloud was "hill", with a secondary meaning of "lump". It is the same word as clot and clod, with a fundamental sense of "accumulated mass". C.f. a cumulus or "hilly" cloud. My lead sentence for this section could have been, The Round Table was shocked to learn that Sir Lancelot was injured when his horse tripped over a cloud.
Lady Redstart was unhappy with her chef, and told him the dinner needed to have a better liason. Liason is a relative of Latin ligare, to bind together — c.f ligament and legato. Until the early 19th century, the only meaning of liason was as a cooking term, namely the thickening of a sauce.
The general proposed that troops be trained to use skates for military operations in the deep snow of the mountains. The word "skate" once meant a ski as well as the item for sliding around on ice.
At Penzance, the shore is completely covered with beach. The proper meaning of "beach" is pebbles or shingle; the current meaning is from phrases like "walking along the beach" being misinterpreted by those not living near the sea. C.f. Beachy Head, where presumably the shore is quite rocky. (Shore seems to be a "shear" word — the division between land and water.)
The far-fetched creatures wrapped tightly around the neck of the Countess of Redstart caused much comment at the Opera. Until the late 19th century, creature was a synonym of "creation" and could be used for anything created, animate or artificial, so it was a perfectly reasonable term for a lady's necklace. Similarly, far-fetched retained its literal meaning — brought from afar — until at least 1870. Perhaps Lady Redstart's necklaces came from India. From the time of Shakespeare, "far-fetched and dear-bought" was a cliché for a gift sure to impress a lady.
Those who have studied the amazing creature called Stonehenge are certain that it is an organism. "Organism" meant anything carefully laid out or organized; it was not used to mean something which was alive until about 1830. See above for "creature".
At the ball, Lady Redstart's only jewelry was a large ultramarine ruby in her slot. The lady's pendent was undoubtedly rare and costly, but not to the extent of being the only blue ruby in creation. Ultramarine once had its literal meaning — beyond the sea — and so the ruby probably came from Burma. The sense of "bright blue" came from the term being applied to a pigment made from powdered lapis lazuli. (Blue rubies would be a contradiction, since "ruby" is a member of the "red" family.) As mentioned above, "slot" was the older word for cleavage.
Lady Redstart enjoyed growing flowers in her stove. The original meaning of "stove" was a heated room, and as late as 1870 one finds references to "stove-flowers", indicating they had been grown in a stove, or hothouse. C.f. "stew", whose literal sense is "Turkish bath", leading both to "food cooked by steaming" and to "whorehouse".
The terrific pirate captain brandished a naked brown sable he had withdrawn from his vagina, while the rest of his bloodthirsty and impressively garnished tangerines took guesses with their deadly trombones. This sounds like the opening of a Monty Python skit, but "sable" is the original form of the weapon now spelled "sabre" or "saber" in English. Even so, it ought to be "shaber" — c.f. German sabel, Italian sciabla, Hungarian szablya, and Scottish shabble, all with an /SH/ sound. "Brown" once meant "shiny" and was often applied to swords — c.f. "burnish". (By the way, nobody knows why the other sable came to mean "black"; the animal is quite definitely brown in the modern sense.)

As mentioned above, "tangerine" once strictly meant a resident of Tangier. Well into the 19th century, "garnished" retained its etymological meaning of armored — it's a relative of guard, ward, beware, etc. In addition to the musical sense, "trombone" (big horn, just as a trumpet is a little one) once meant a blunderbuss, from the flaring barrel of the gun. The original meaning of "guess" was "take aim", giving the reader a good idea of the accuracy of medieval weapons. "Terrific" used to have the literal sense of "creating fear", as its verb "terrify" still does. Finally, "vagina" is simply the Latin word for sheath or scabbard; the anatomical usage is much more modern. This also explains how "vanilla" is really vaginilla, little vagina, from the appearance of the pods.

The Times reported that the noted sportsman Sir S------ was thrilled by an enraged bugle and died instantly. Witnesses stated that his attention had been distracted by a musket flying overhead. Bugle meant "wild ox"; the musical instrument was originally a bugle-horn. As mentioned previously, to thrill is to poke a hole through something, to pierce, so the ox gored the unfortunate man. (C.f. nostril, a "nose-thrill".) A musket was a small hawk before the name was applied to a kind of gun. It's the same word as mosquito — a "small fly", Latin musca. (The flying muskets were also called tercels, because the male hawks were a third smaller than the females.)
Lady Redstart was appalled to find a midget sitting in her drawing room, and she ordered a footman to kill it. As mentioned above, a midget was originally a "midge-ette", a small fly.
General T------- was relieved because his magazine had been circulated. Circulated once meant encircled. The incompetent general was removed from his command for having gotten his ammunition storage area surrounded by the enemy.
Everyone in the village agreed that the hideously ugly old crone was glamorous, so they drowned her. As late as the early 19th century, "glamour" meant magic, and a glamorous woman was a witch. For the current use, c.f. "bewitching" and "spellbinding".
Mr. Brummel was very handsome, and although he was exquisitely polite, he was quite repulsive. It meant aloof. The book could have said, Lady Redstart made a repulsive hand gesture. Presumably she made a motion for someone to keep their distance.
Lord Redstart told his wife to take an extra footman as an escort so she would be less obnoxious. In addition to the current sense of offensive, obnoxious once meant "exposed to harm, in danger".
At court, Lord Redstart approached the throne and told the queen that he was "Her Majesty's humble and devoted prostitute." Prostitute could once be used in a non-offensive sense to mean "servant", "slave", one showing abject devotion.
At Christmas the family was greatly reduced, and they joyfully impaled each other. The literal meaning of reduce is "bring back"; c.f. to reduce a fracture. Therefore, the Yule festivities in question featured a family reunion. One of the meanings of impale was "enclose, fence in" behind a pale or paling (God impaled Adam and Eve), and it was generalized to mean "embrace" or "hug".
Miss C------ was quite vibrant before her first waltz at Almacks. The young lady was so nervous she was shaking. As mentioned earlier, the current sense of "lively" dates only from 1867.
The earl and his friends enjoyed shooting for pheasant in the remote jungles and deserts of Scotland. A desert was any uninhabited area, with no sand dunes implied. C.f. "deserted", Robinson Crusoe-style desert islands, and 19th-century maps showing "The Great American Desert" — the grassland between the Mississippi and the Rockies. Jungle was a word picked up from Hindi, where it did mean a sand-dune desert — Sanskrit jangala meant "dry". It was applied in Anglo-Indian to any uncultivated area, particularly one with scrub trees, high grass, etc., and it is still used to mean "wild, untamed" in phrases like a blackboard or asphalt jungle.
Lord Redstart shivered and said, "Please light the fire; this room is so humorous it is like a frigidaire." Although most people probably think the refrigerator brand is a blend of "frigid" and "air", the word is the French version of Latin frigidarium, the cold room in a public bath. Presumably the earl spent some time in a frigidaire while in Paris on his grand tour, or maybe his favorite Turkish bath in London featured one. (The other two Roman bath chambers were the hot calidarium and the warm tepidarium. Some baths also featured a dry heat chamber, the laconicum, so-called because supposedly invented by the Spartans.)

Humorous once meant damp, from the etymological sense — Latin humor meant moisture.

"I do not wish to have anything to do with Viscount M------; he is so humorous he beats his wife and children." The nasty man was neither funny nor wet (see above), he was moody. This goes back to the idea that body humours (the fluids bile, blood, phlegm, choler, black choler, etc.) governed behavior. C.f. bilious, sanguine (Latin sanguineus = bloody), phlegmatic, choleric, and melancholy (Greek melos = black) temperaments. The current "funny" usage of humorous is due to phrases like "in good humor" to mean happy.
Wellington reported that although a British commando had been cut into three pieces by the French, the parts continued to fight valiantly until they eventually reunited. Until about 1870, a commando was a military expedition, not a single fighter.
Captain Hampton was very proud of his second-rate ship. In British Navy terminology, a 1st-rate ship had at least a hundred guns, while a 2nd-rate had between 90 and 98. They were huge, with a complement of up to a thousand men. Here's a sketch by Turner of one of these monsters, showing the scale. During the Napoleonic Wars, the Navy had only 7 or 8 1st-rate and 15 or 20 2nd-rate ships at any one time, out of nearly a thousand, so commanding a 2nd-rater was a very important position. For comparison, the USS Constitution (Old Ironsides), pride of the US Navy, was a 5th-rate heavy frigate.
Lord B----- challenged Sir J------ to a duel for saying that he was a very prestigious humanitarian. As mentioned above, until the 20th century, prestige meant trickery or deception, while a humanitarian was a sanctimonious hypocrite.
Whenever Lord Redstart told his wife how much he loved her, she resented his words and retaliated. This was actually a happy marriage. Once upon a time, to resent was to feel any emotion strongly, and to retaliate was to reply in kind, good or bad.
The Earl looked quite fashionable in his pale blue frock and fine lingerie as he walked through the park. In the 18th and 19th century, frock was used for a gentleman's coat with long tails — still called a "frock coat". The word originally meant a monk's habit and then a child's dress; the first use for adult female fashion is about 1820. Once upon a time, lingerie simply meant "linen garment" and could be outerwear for either sex. The restriction to feminine undergarments is a euphemism from about 1850.
Lord Redstart's tailor delivered five pair of linen panties for his lordship to wear. Until about 1850, panties were men's underclothing — what would now be called underpants or shorts.
"That may be the fattest hog I have ever seen, but it is unbelievably slim." Well into the 19th century, slim retained its original meaning of "sneaky" or "hard to catch". It is possibly a member of the "slip/slide/slime" family. The current sense came from its common use to describe a fox or a pickpocket.
Lady Redstart is well-known for her extremely enormous eyes. Enormous started out as a synonym of "unusual" — literally, "out of the norm", ex-norma. In fact, the countess was famous for her mismatched eyes — one emerald green and one brown. Note that "un-usual", "e-normous", "un-common", "ab-normal", "a-typical", "un-conventional", "un-natural", "ir-regular", and "extra-ordinary" are all of exactly the same formation, and "eccentric" is "ex-center", out of the center. Another quotation from the same book could have noted that "Caroline Herschel's stature is enormous — she is only four foot three."

Enormous also could mean "outrageous", as in "He wore an enormous pink waistcoat." C.f. "enormity". PS — outrage has nothing to do with rage; it's from outré, the French version of ultra.

John Wesley was not a religious man. "Religious" is a member of the "rule" family and once specifically referred to persons who had taken the vows of a religious order — monks, nuns, etc. The founder of Methodism definitely did not qualify.
Lord W---- is no longer admitted to polite society because he completely demoralized a girl he met at Almack's. It is even whispered that he might be an amphibian. Before about 1850, demoralize didn't mean "lower the morale of", it meant "lower the morals of", i.e., debauch or corrupt. Amphibian, meanwhile, is from Greek amphi-bios, both-life. In addition to animals who can live both on land and in water, it once meant a person who lived a double life, and in particular, one who was bisexual. (C.f. "ambidextrous", which has also been used in slang to describe someone who has twice the chance of getting a Saturday night date.)
Lord Redstart was funky when he finished sparring with Gentleman Jackson. The literal meaning is "sweaty" or "strong-smelling". The jazz sense only dates from the 1950's to describe music which was earthy and raw, as opposed to performances which had been polished or watered-down for public consumption.
By the end of his European tour, the earl was thoroughly ionized. In the 19th century, the word Ionize meant "take on the speech or fashion of the Greek province of Ionia". This is a completely different word than the electrical ion, coined by Faraday from Greek ionai, to go.
While driving his high-perch phaeton, Lord Redstart astounded his neighbor by concurring with him, and broke the man's arm. Lord Redstart suffered crucial injuries, but they were only scratches. The original meaning of "concur" was straight from the Latin con-currere, to "run together", i.e., violently collide. The "agree" sense is much later. Once upon a time, astonish, astound, and stun were synonyms — to knock unconscious. See "stunning" above. Also as mentioned previously, "crucial" once meant ✕-shaped.
The Archbishop of Canterbury organized a lusty orgy at St. Paul's cathedral last evening. Orgy retained its original Greek meaning of "ritual" or "ceremony" right up to 1900, in addition to the sense of "revelry" derived from the drunken Dionysian Orgies of antiquity. A hymn of 1744 contains the lines, "Pious orgies, pious airs, Decent sorrow, decent prayers, Will to the Lord ascend." An 1899 newspaper reported that the city of Bristol had a public orgy for some worthy citizen. Similarly, lusty still meant "merry" or "cheerful" as late as the 1890's.

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