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Monday, May 4, 1998

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When It Rains, It 'Hails'

It didn't take long for the conspiracy theorists and Starr-haters to claim that the legimate tax-evasion charges brought by the Arkansas grand jury were "politically-motivated".

Duh!

There's a simple procedure prosecutors follow: use the small fish to catch a bigger fish. When the small fish isn't doing the job, do you toss it away or fry up what you have?

In plain English, if you agree to co-operate, the charges against you are reduced or dropped entirely. When there are two or more possible targets, the first one to roll over gets it easy. Look at that couple that "left" their baby in a dumpster behind a motel in Delaware. He pled to manslaughter and agreed to testify against the "mother" (and I use that term in a purely biological definition). End result, "Mom" pleads guilty.

Far more unusual is the case of David Hale, a case that isn't making front page news, except that it was postponed because Hale was hospitalized right before it was to begin. Hale agreed to co-operate with the federal probe. His "reward" for this? State fraud charges have been filed against him. Kenneth Starr has gone on record as saying that it is "highly unusual, if not unprecedented" that someone co-operating with the feds to be subsequently brought up on state charges. For his own part, Hale argued immunity from prosecution right up to the Supreme Court, which declined to hear the case.

Making this case more unusual is the prosecutor in the case who won his recent election after large donations were made to his campaign. Large cash donations funneled into a "meaningless", local D.A. race in a small town in Arkansas. Large donations from people known under the umbrella title of "Friends of Bill".

This only shows, once again, cross Bill Clinton, and he will strike back. Not directly. Never directly. But though his cohorts.

Hale and Hubbell are to small fish in this investigation. Why, however, isn't more attention being paid to the fish that smells worst.

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Reno Refuses to Answer Questions

Janet Reno appeared on the May 3, 1998, edition of Fox News Sunday in a one-on-one interview with Tony Snow. Snow asked Reno if the United States v. Richard Nixon was the law of the land when it came to executive privilege".

Reno refused to answer the question in relation to the current debate. And least, that's what she said. In point of fact, she refused to answer the question period. Snow tried to re-phrase the question and even referenced Ken Starr's speech from the previous Friday which invoked the Court's ruling in the Nixon case.

Reno neither budged nor answered the question. She knows better than that.

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A Solution for Dan Burton

If I were Rep. Dan Burton, I would make the following speech:

"To my fellow committee members, particularly the Democrat members, I have one thing to say: I got your message. 'Shame on you, Dan Burton. Shame on you.' I hear you loud and clear. Now that we have that out of the way, let's take another vote . . . "

I'd love to see the press cover the "shame" without covering another 19-0 Democrat vote for obstructing justice and protecting the lawbreakers on Pennsylvania Avenue.

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Fundraising for Chelsea

At a fundraiser this past weekend, First Lady Hillary Clinton confided that she had used the fundraiser as an excuse to sneak out to see Chelsea.

Presumably, she sneaked out on Chelsea to go raise some soft funds.

Maybe it's just me, but if I were one of the most powerful parents on the planet, I don't think I'd look for an excuse to she my child, and when I got there, I wouldn't leave to go do something that I've been campaigning to eliminate.

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Comparisons to Hitler

There's an old postulate that the half-life of any flame-war on Usenet is the time it takes for one side to liken the other to Hitler.

Be that as it may, it was still interesting to hear famed (or infamous to those on the left) radio talk show caller, and now cohost of The Right Perspective on WVNJ 1160-AM in Oakland, New Jersey, make his own comparison.

For instance, did you know:

  • Hitler was pro-choice.
  • Hitler was anti-smoking. No cigarettes at the staff meetings.
  • Hitler was anti-drinking, too. Forget that beer with lunch.
  • Goebbels had an animal perserve.
  • Private citizens in Germany could not own handguns.
  • Hitler was quite tolerant of homosexuals before a powerful group of them tried to topple him.

Sound like any party you know?

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