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Friday, January 21, 2000
The BBC is
reporting (not that any of the U.S. media are) that the last U.S.
soldier has, without fanfare, departed Haiti, where our forces have been
temporarily stationed since Bill Clinton first sent them there in 1994.
No word from Clinton yet on whether or not we won.
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, January 20, 2000
First Lady Hillary Rodham was in Buffalo yesterday calling "BINGO!"
at a senior citizen center. After calling, Hillary tried her luck with
a game or two and was pretty successful. She managed to turn a $1000
bingo board into a $100,000 jackpot.
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, January 19, 2000
Hillary Clinton said in an interview that she would remain together
with her husband for the rest of their lives.
However, she didn't rule out the possibility of ending Bill's life
if he does anything to screw up his Senate campaign.
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, January 18, 2000
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton's pants and
an aspirin bottle?
A: It's difficult to get into an aspirin bottle.
[anonymous submission]
Monday, January 17, 2000
Time to update the Clinton "hit list" yet??
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