THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

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Friday, January 21, 2000


Last Soldier Leaves Haiti

The BBC is reporting (not that any of the U.S. media are) that the last U.S. soldier has, without fanfare, departed Haiti, where our forces have been temporarily stationed since Bill Clinton first sent them there in 1994.
No word from Clinton yet on whether or not we won.
[C. J. Burke]

Thursday, January 20, 2000


Buffalo Bingo

First Lady Hillary Rodham was in Buffalo yesterday calling "BINGO!" at a senior citizen center. After calling, Hillary tried her luck with a game or two and was pretty successful. She managed to turn a $1000 bingo board into a $100,000 jackpot.
[C. J. Burke]


Wednesday, January 19, 2000


Hillary and Bill for the Rest of Their Lives

Hillary Clinton said in an interview that she would remain together with her husband for the rest of their lives.
However, she didn't rule out the possibility of ending Bill's life if he does anything to screw up his Senate campaign.
[C. J. Burke]


Tuesday, January 18, 2000


Clinton's Pants and an Aspirin Bottle

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton's pants and an aspirin bottle?
A: It's difficult to get into an aspirin bottle.
[anonymous submission]


Monday, January 17, 2000


Last Letterman Joke . . . for now

Last week, Hillary Clinton finally responded to David Letterman's constant on-air badgering for an interview.
Two days later, he's having quintiple bypass surgery.

CO-INCIDENCE????


You decide.
[C. J. Burke]

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