THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Bill's Valentine, Rudy's Letters, Heating Oil and more
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current President.
Friday, February 18, 2000
Heating Oil's Up and the Temperature's Down
The rise in heating oil prices co-inciding with the recent freezing
temperatures has many of those of limited means in the Northeast having
to choose between "heat" or "eat". New York City Mayor has called upon
Impeached President Clinton to release the United States' oil reserves,
provide some relief and "feel our pain".
Unbeknownst to Rudy, Clinton is feeling the pain. It's been so
cold lately that his interns have had to wear more than thongs.
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, February 17, 2000
World's Newest Nation
The
Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that the
tiny Pacific nation of Tuvalu, built on a cultural clash of strict
religious observance and a booming phone-sex industry, will become the
newest member of the United Nations.
Impeached President Clinton has already placed a phone call to
Tuvalu's leader to welcome them. In fact, he's placed many phones
calls to the island already today.
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, February 16, 2000
Clinton Reading this Page
Bill Clinton was getting a kick out of reading this page recently.
He even remarked to a new intern that the page is more about
Hillary and Al Gore than about him these days.
The intern stopped what she was doing and replied, "sounds
like your presidency."
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, February 15, 2000
Hillary Wants Rudy's Letters
Hillary Clinton wants Mayor Guiliani to release all his
fund-raising letters. Rudy's response: he might do that -- when she
releases all her billing records and the rest of the FBI files.
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, February 14, 2000
Bill's Valentine to Hillary
Even though we're hundreds of miles apart this Valentine's Day . . .
I love you now more than ever.
And if Hillary shows up in the Oval Office to find out
why he loves her more when she's so far away, we'll be in
for the second St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
[C. J. Burke]
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