THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
The Academy Awards and Respecting the Rule of Law
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Friday, March 31, 2000
The Executive Office of the President
The impeached president has stated that he had no conversations about
the Privacy Act prior to illegally releasing Kathleen Willey's correspondence.
Attorneys for the disgraced president have said that the judge ruled
incorrectly and that the Executive Office of the President is not subject
to the Privacy Act.
In other words: There is No Controlling Legal Authority.
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, March 30, 2000
Respect the Rule of the Judge
As the situation in Miami starts to come to a full boil,
impeached president Bill Clinton has asked for the family of
Elian Gonzalez to "respect the rule of the judge" in the case.
In other news, attorneys for Bill Clinton are appealing the
ruling in the Filegate scandal civil proceding that Bill Clinton
violated Kathleen Willey's privacy.
[C. J. Burke]
No ruling on whether he violated Kathleen Willey.
Wednesday, March 29, 2000
Clinton Broke the Law!
A federal judge ruled today what we already knew: Bill Clinton violated
Kathleen Willey's privacy rights when he released her confidential papers.
Clinton has maintained it was all a misunderstanding.
He had told an aide that he'd like to expose his willy.
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, March 28, 2000
Academy Award Wrapup, Part II
After the Oscars . . .
. . . there was a major delivery of rose petals to the White House.
. . . the three remaining fugitive Oscars were found: they'd been
given out for Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Supporting Actor in a
Mockery of Justice. Bill, Hillary and Al were present to accept.
. . . Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Aint Hillary Swank"
. . . Al Gore joked to Bill, "I see dead people."
. . . Bill replied, "Don't just stand there, Al! Grab a shovel and
let's dump 'em in the park!"
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, March 27, 2000
Academy Award Wrapup
It's A-cad-emy award time again, when that cad, Bill, goes for all
those awards with his original scores.
The Nominees are:
- "American Beauty" - a fantasy created by Bill Clinton
- "The Sixth Sense" - a deception created by Bill Clinton
- "Cider White House Rules" -
the true story of a drunken orgy involving a president who breaks
all the rules
- "Flies Wide Shut" - a comedy starring Bill Clinton
[stevedge@ozemail.com.au]
... more tomorrow ...
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