THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
A Day of Irony, Hookers and School, John Rocker and
a pre-Raid Reno Joke
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Friday, April 21, 2000
No Joke Today
In honor of the somberest and holiest days of the year, there will be no jokes
today, Good Friday.
Happy Easter
Thursday, April 20, 2000
Softer, More Sensitive Approach
Attorney General Janet Reno has stated that when the final showdown
comes and it is time to remove Elian from his Miami home, a softer,
more sensitive approach will be needed than was used in Waco, Texas.
This time, she's thinking of sending in light tanks.
[C. J. Burke]
Wednesday, April 19, 2000
Rocker's Standing Ovation
Recently suspended Atlanta Braves pitcher, John Rocker, returned
to the mound last night and was greeted to a standing ovation, despite
the foul things he said in an interview earlier this year that warranted
the suspension.
Critics were concerned by the crowd's reaction last night, but
commentators had to note: Bill Clinton gets standing ovations all
the time and he's far more repulsive than Rocker.
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, April 18, 2000
School and Hookers
Newsmax.com
reported yesterday that the school Elian Gonzalez will attend after
he is forcibly returned to Cuba is located next to a state-sanctioned
brothel. Shortly after this was reported, Bill Clinton announced that
not only was Elian to be returned to Cuba, but Clinton himself would
escort the lad back for his first day at school.
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, April 17, 2000
A Day That Will Live in Irony
Today, April 17, 2000, we observe the following:
The press standing watch outside the Miami home of Cuban refugee
Elian Gonzalez on the anniversary of the Bay of Pigs, when the U.S.
once tried to topple the Cuban Communist regime.
Patriot's Day in Massachusetts, commemorating the Battle of
Lexington and Concord following the tax revolt and the Boston Tea
Party.
Tax Day: when we dutifully hand over our money to the government
so it can harass its citizens and deport its guests back to Cuba.
[C. J. Burke]
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