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Reno's Goons Kidnap the Kid and Rudy Has Prostate Cancer

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Friday, April 28, 2000


"We Did What We Had to Do"

In a recent interview, when asked about the Elain raid, Janet Reno replied, "we did what we had to do."
She then nervously continued, "I won't forget, can't regret what I did for love," apparently speaking about the father's love for his child when she added.
Either that or she forgot where she was and thought she was auditioning for the road show of "A Chorus Line".
[C. J. Burke]

"One!
Singular Sensation
Every little step she takes
...

Thursday, April 27, 2000


Rudy's Got Prostate Cancer

New York City Mayor, and undeclared Senatorial candidate, Rudy Guiliani released news this morning that he has a treatable form of prostate cancer. Rudy says that it shouldn't be a problem with doing his job.
After all, Bill Clinton's been running the country for over seven years, and he's got Hillary up his butt all the time. So what's a little thing like prostate cancer.
[C. J. Burke]

Wednesday, April 26, 2000


The New Slogan of the 10 o'clock News
It's 10 p.m., Do you know where you're children are?
. . .
. . . has Janet Reno been seen around your house lately?
[C. J. Burke]

Tuesday, April 25, 2000


The Timing of the Raid

Word is leaking out that there was some heated discussions about dropping the fax negotiations and stepping up to an armed incursion.
In the end, though, it was Reno's decision, so I guess you can say she decided to strike while the moron was hot.
[C. J. Burke]

Actually, the raid was time so that Juan Gonzalez could celebrate Easter with the rising of his son.
[C. J. Burke]

For that matter, taking the boy so he could start the process of returning him to Cuba on Lenin's birthday was totally co-incidental.

Monday, April 24, 2000


KNOCK! KNOCK!

Today, I break my usual joke format....

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Janet Reno! Give me the damn kid!


[C. J. Burke]

Who will be there when they come for you?

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