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Friday, May 26, 2000
During an obscenity-laced fundraiser a couple of nights ago, V.P. Al
Gore got up and said "the last time Moses listened to a bush, his people
wandered the desert for 40 years."
Gore seemed to forget that the burning bush gave Moses the same
10 Commandments that Clinton-appointed judges seem intent on keeping
away from our school-aged children.
But that's okay, the next time Gore talks to Moses, I'm sure it'll
be followed by some more burning.
[C. J. Burke]
Thursday, May 25, 2000
Have you heard the rumor about Bill Clinton's political plans after he
leaves the White House in January?
Seems he wants to run for the Senate from Washington State because
he's heard that Patty Murray's seat might be up for grabs.
[William E. Wilson, wewilson@nwi.net]
Wednesday, May 24, 2000
It's been reported that impeach President Clinton cancelled a recent
speech abut China trade relations. The reason given was that Clinton's
staff couldn't assemble a full audience of people he hasn't lied to yet.
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, May 23, 2000
An Arkansas judicial panel has recommended that impeached President
Clinton should be disbarred.
It could have been worse. They might have recommended that he was
behind bars!
[C. J. Burke]
Monday, May 22, 2000
Good news for Hillary: she's not running against Rudy in the election.
Bad news: she lost the anti-Rudy vote.
Good news: it's no longer a campaign of personalities.
Bad news: now it's about the issues and the record.
The good news: She now has a
seventeen-point lead in the polls.
The bad news is that she hasn't moved up a single point.
[C. J. Burke]
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