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Friday, July 7, 2000
Word is now that Chelsea is dating an actor, she's met some others
on the set of his movie, including Drew Barrymore, who has become a
close friend. Sources say that Hillary is not happy with the
acquaintance, but a spokesperson said, "Not true, she just doesn't
want her daughter to bring her over to the house for dinner or to
come along on vacation."
[C. J. Burke]
Hey, not bad, three shots at Bill in one week. Lately, I've been taking the potshots at Gore and Hillary so often that there's not enough room for Bill. Who says that Bill isn't relevant? (Other than me, that is.)
Thursday, July 6, 2000
A new survey shows that homosexuals have a 39% greater chance at
being left-handed than straights.
Meanwhile, at the White House, Bill Clinton spent the morning
fumbling with a pen in his right hand before telling an aide,
"The hell with it! We just know that that's wrong."
[C. J. Burke]
Then again, no one actually thinks of Bill Clinton in terms of
"left-handed" or "right-handed".
Just Underhanded.
Wednesday, July 5, 2000
And as stated before, the real fireworks were expected to begin after that!
Tuesday, July 4, 2000
Monday, July 3, 2000
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