"I've come to the conclusion that one useless Democrat is Al Gore.
Two useless Democrats are the Clintons
And three or more useless Democrats are a canvassing board!
"I say Vote Gore!
Someone ought to make him see reality!
I say, Count Chads
Someone ought to buy a box of Kleenex!
Then I say Let's sue!
Someone ought to put him out to pasture!
Piddle, twiddle and count chad.
Algore: Why won't they elect me, Joe?
A modern-day classic in the making
[C. J. Burke]
New York City today, site of so many recent sizable pro-Bush rallies
(held on weekends so that working people can attend), will be the site
of a Jackon-led Democrat rally. When told about the possible GOP
counter-demonstrators, Jackson said that they should get their own
rally (which they have, Jesse) stop acting like "gangsters".
"'Cause I'm sad that it's so bad that we've been had because
they're not counting the chad
cast by some dad who's getting mad at that GOP cad who think this is
some fad, and we'll be glad to get rid of that Bush lad when Gore's
votes we'll pad when we get some armor-clad post-grad to count each
chad . . . "
Click here for an important note.
Quit now, Al
Vote Gore!
Quit now, Al!
the Al Gore Presidency!
We've totalled the votes, You lost it, you dolt!
You didn't win in Florida, Algore!
Get out, Al
Count Chads!
Get out, Al
Count dimples and preganancies
We've counted each chad, you lost it, too bad
You didn't score in Florida, Algore!
Good-bye, Al
Let's sue
Good-bye, Al
Get me my Presidency!
You don't care the cost. It's over: you lost!
You didn't win in Florida, Algore!
(Gore, frustrated, storms out)
President Al wouldn't be so bad.
Piddle, twiddle and count chad
How many more votes can be had.
Lieberman: Oh, that's easy: You're obnoxious and disliked.
as we stage a Gore election
Thursday, December 7, 2000
Al Gore released his new battle plan to his inner circle today on his
attack on the presidency. Though we can't reveal the contents of the
entire message, we understand it starts with the words:
... and he aint asking Joe Lieberman to pray.
[C. J. Burke]
This morning Jesse Jackson was blithering on the radio about
"separating eggs" in Florida. Though I wasn't quite sure what he was
talking about, usually egg separation involves getting rid of the whites.
Sounds somewhat racist, but that's about right for Jesse Jackson.
Hey, Jesse, maybe they can surround your demo entirely. You could
call it "gangster wrap".
[C. J. Burke]
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, December 5, 2000
Real life humor from Sen. Gordon Smith(R-OR):
"My biggest concern in the 107th Congress is that Bill Clinton
will be with my wife in the Senate spouses club."
[submitted by C. J. Burke, source Congress Daily]
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