THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

March 26, 1997:

Academy Awards Leftovers

The following jokes were told throughout the evening on Monday night's Academy Awards broadcast:

"The only one guaranteed to wake up with a statue tomorrow morning is Tipper Gore."

"What was President Clinton's favorite movie last year?"
"101 Donations"
(This was a "Web site joke". I didn't catch the name of the author.)

"One of our next presenters was in the number one movie of 1996. Independence Day was the number one movie in the United States, number one in Europe, and number two in Asia, behind the Democratic National Committee.

[Billy Crystal, Academy Awards, 3/24/97]

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