THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

April 16, 1997:

The Top Five Differences Between
President Clinton and Jackie Robinson

5. One covered first base, the other gets to first base often.
4. One worked with Duke Snider, the other married Queen Hillary.
3. One played with white teammates, the other played with Whitewater.
2. One was a Dodger, the other was a second lieutenant in the U.S. Army.
1. When Jackie hit a home run, it didn't involve removing his pants.

[C. J. Burke]

Bonus Joke: Long-time readers might remember that this isn't the first time we mentioned Jackie Robinson. Check out the Bill Clinton Joke of the Day for February 11, 1997.

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