THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

April 18, 1997:

Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and President Clinton?

A: Tiger Woods hits the ball onto the green and then into the cup, but if you want a cup with President Clinton, it'll cost you a lot of green (coffee not included).

[C. J. Burke]

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