THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Bill Clinton and UPS

The Top Five Reasons Bill Clinton Hasn't Gotten Involved In the UPS Strike

5. Chelsea just mail-ordered a "precious" florescent Elvis tie with rhinestones for a belated Father's Day present.

4. Really sick of Hillary's Fruit of the Month Club deliveries. This month is kiwi.

3. Has received major contributions from Fed Ex.

2. Al Gore has received major contributions from Teamsters, and Al needs all the help that he can get.

1. Horrible press headline:

Clinton Steps Into Big Brown Mess!

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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