The Top Five Ways President Clinton Celebrated Elvis Week
5. Ran around the White House in a rhinestone-studded jumpsuit and asked female aides to be his Teddy Bear.
4. Went down to Graceland and performed a rendition
of his hit song, "Return to Center".
(Actually, it's a hit song for the Capitol Steps.)
3. Sneared at reporters as he used his line-item veto pen, claiming he was "Taking Care of Business."
2. Told the poorest Medicaid patients in New York, "Check into the Heartbreak Hotel."
1. Escorted Susan McDougal to the Jailhouse Rock!
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