THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Clinton and Helms

The Top Three Differences between President Clinton and Senator Helms

3. Jesse Helms takes money from tobacco lobbyists in the form of campaign contributions. Bill Clinton takes money from tobacco users in the form of cigarette taxes.

2. Jesse Helms finds nothing wrong with cigarettes and will not pass any legislation to ban their sale. Bill Clinton thinks cigarettes are evil . . . and will not pass any legislation to ban their sale.

1. You know what Jesse Helms has been smoking!

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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