THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Clinfinition(tm): Hard and Soft Money

Hard money: Plastic currency, like Visa cards, and spare change, like gold coins and bullion.

Soft money: Paper currency, like $1000 bills and large checks, particularly those made out to Bill Clinton or the DNC.

The President worked hard to earn that soft money.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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