THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

A Riddle

Arnold Schwarzenager has a long one
Michael J Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Pope has one but doesn't use it
And President Clinton uses his all the time.

What is it?

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A: A last name.

[Submitted by Eileen Rzecinski, an important note.



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