THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Clinton Loses Weight

President Clinton recently took his annual medical exam and discovered that he had dropped 20 pounds. Asked how he managed this, he replied, "Regular exercise and a good diet. Oh yeah, I ate fewer missing billing records."

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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