Did you hear that President Clinton nearly joined the protesters on the Mall during the Promise Keepers rally?
He thought it would've been a great place to pick up chicks.
Did you know why he decided not to?
If he wanted to hit on a pushing, domineering, rabid feminist, he'd sleep with his wife.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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