The President, known for his love of fast food and hamburgers has been in a funk wondering how safe his next burger will be. With all the reports of mad cow disease, E. coli and tainted beef, nothing caused a greater panic than when Burger King ran out of burgers nationwide due to a lack of beef.
The President has decided as part of his legacy to history, he will champion the cause of healthy burgers without having to resort to outlawing any common pratices used by cattle growers to ensure a bountiful supply.
A reporter recently inquired, "Mr. President, how do you like your hamburgers.
The President replied, "Safe, legal and rare."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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