News Item: The President's limo was pelted with manure hurled by angry demonstrators in Brazil.
The Top Five Punch Lines Inspired By Yesterday's Event
5. Catching a lot a flack from protestors in America doesn't seem so bad compared to what he's catching now.
4. He wanted to get on the bullhorn and yell, "Cut the crap!"
3. The [excrement] really hit the fan belt.
2. The President's going to think twice before telling Gingrich and Lott, "Don't give me any of that -- "
1. What's he complaining about? He's been throwing it at us for five years now!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Click here for an important note.
This page, and all the pages it has links to, are Copyright 1996-1997, Christopher J. Burke. All rights reserved.