THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Hillary's Birthday Present

The Top Six Things that President Clinton Gave to Mrs. President Clinton for her Fiftieth Birthday 6. A "You're Not Getting Better, You're Getting Older" joke coffee mug and matching T-shirt. 5. Her FBI file. 4. The missing videotapes and a lighter. 3. A new shredder for her billing records. 2. A pardon -- post-dated. 1. A sexy nightie embroidered with the words Capitol Hillary.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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