THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Clinton's Halloween Costume

Bill Clinton wanted a Halloween costume that was totally opposite from himself, so he decided to dress up as a Catholic priest. After all, what could be more different from Bill Clinton than someone who's God-fearing, truth-telling and celibate.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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