THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Clinfinition(tm): Fast Track: Bypass lengthy negotiation and deal-making process and get the girl in the sack on the first date.

Example: Bill took the fast track with Paula and dropped his pants.

Note: If you don't believe that's the correct definition, just think: what will Clinton do to this country if he is given Fast Track Authority?

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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