THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Thankful in D.C., Part I: Al Gore

What Al Gore is Thankful For This Year

That he's the only Bill Clinton associate outside of the immediate family that isn't in jail or dead.
That Ellen came out of the closet.
That even though he's been mistaken for a tree, nobody's ever mistaken him for a turkey. Except maybe a political one.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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