THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Thankful in D.C., Part II: Hillary Clinton
What Hillary Clinton is Thankful For This Year
- The Goods she has on Bill to prevent any "accidents" or "suicide
attempts".
- Her ability to deflect the attention of the press just by changing
her hair style.
- Her Confetti-Mate 6000 Paper Shredder
- Remembering the words "I don't remember."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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