THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Thankful in D.C., Part II: Hillary Clinton

What Hillary Clinton is Thankful For This Year

The Goods she has on Bill to prevent any "accidents" or "suicide attempts".
Her ability to deflect the attention of the press just by changing her hair style.
Her Confetti-Mate 6000 Paper Shredder
Remembering the words "I don't remember."

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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