THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

The President And the Pageant

Q: Why wasn't President Clinton allowed to be a judge at the Miss America Pageant?

A: Every time a contestant appeared, he'd lean over to the next judge and said, "Al-a-BAM-'er.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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