THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Warning: This week's Christmas joke is for mature audiences.

Paula and Rudolph

Q: In the version of the Paula Jones story that President Clinton tells his closest buddies, how is Paula like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

A: She went down in his story.

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Note: This will probably be the last joke before Christmas, so I'd like to wish all my readers,

Merry Christmas!

And to all my non-Christian readers, let me just add
Happy Holidays!

And, finally, if there are any atheists among my fans,
Enjoy Your Day Off!

...or your day at work at double pay...

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