THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

New Raises for "ER"

NBC announced that it would increase the amount it pays for each episode of the top-rated drama ER for $1.2 million to an astounding $13 million.

Hillary then announced that the federal government would be taxing most of that to subsidize lower-rated medical shows for the poor, and that would be the centerpiece of her new Television Health Care program.

[C. J. Burke]

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