THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Overheard at the Clinton Deposition

6."Your nose is growing."

5."That's not his nose."

4."Paula, I suppose you're wondering why I called you to my suite -- I mean, lawyer's office."

3.Bill Clinton, after pulling his hair into a series of tangles and knots: "Guess who I am?"

2.Paula Jones, after standing erect and then bending her body to the left from the waist: "Guess who I am?"

1."We can dispense with the introductions since we've already met."

[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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