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Friday, March 20, 1998

Clinton and Travolta

The Top Six Differences Between Bill Clinton and John Travolta
6. Travolta is an actor; Clinton is just a liar.
5. Travolta was a sweathog; Clinton is a pig.
4. Travolta's character led a group of kids that included Washington; Clinton's lack of character helps him lead his group in Washington.
3. Travolta: white suit; Clinton: Whitewater lawsuit.
2. Their wives.
1. Women are all over Travolta; Clinton is all over the women.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Wednesday, March 18, 1998


Leftover St. Pat's Joke

Q: What was written on the button Bill Clinton wore for St. Patrick's Day?
A: Erin Go Wonderbra!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

None of the White House interns want to be near Clinton at the St. Patrick's Day party. They're afraid that he will ask them to kiss the blarney stones.

When Gore heard that it was time for the wearing of the green, he said he had to go to a Buddhist Temple to get $5000 increments from monks and nuns.
[Bill Feeney, bfeeney@NOTfloodlight-findings.com]

Tuesday, March 17, 1998

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Obligatory St. Pat's Joke

Q: What name is President Clinton going by today?
A: Pat Malloyns.
[Anonymous submission]

Willy and Willey

News Item: The President disputed the account of his meeting with Kathleen Willey in the Oval Office, stating, "I have a very clear memory of that meeting."
Now that would be a first.
[C. J. Burke]

Monday, March 16, 1998

She Asked For It!

Quoting the President of the United States in papers realized this past weekend:
"Let me remind you that Kathleen Willey asked for this meeting. I didn't ask for the meeting with her."
There you have it. Kathleen Willey asked for it. But you knew that was coming, right?
[An observation by C. J. Burke]

Clinton the Yard Man

Top 5 reasons Bill will be a great yardman.
5. He's a realtor for Arlington National Cemetary.
4. He had Flowers in the White House.
3. He put pansies in the military.
2. He had Vince planted in the park.
1. He likes to show his root.
[Phil Plumley, pplumley@concentric.net

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