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The A-cad-emy Awards and Africa

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Friday, March 27, 1998


A New "Bimbo" Poll

Another woman has come forward with a story that President Clinton, then-candidate Clinton, groped her, harassed her, and generally put his hands where they didn't belong, even though Hillary was sleeping just a few feet away.

The Joke-of-the-Day page is going to run a contest to see who can come closest to predicting when the smear campaign to denigrate and destroy Ms. Zercher's reputation will begi...

Whoops. Too late. Never mind.
[C. J. Burke, and so it goes ...]


Thursday, March 26, 1998


The Situation in Rwanda

Q: What did Clinton say when asked about the situation with Rwanda?
A: He denied ever having met her.
[sent in by numerous people]


Wednesday, March 25, 1998


More Africa, More Oscars

Q: Did you hear that Clinton won an Oscar?
A: He won for Most Dramatic Score.
[C. J. Burke, from an idea by stevedge@ozemail.com.au]

Q: Why did Clinton decide to go to Africa?
A: He got the idea thumbing through some of his old National Geographics.
[Franktoons@aol.com]

Q: What did Clinton say as he was looking out at the crowd of 500,000 in Africa?
A:Hey, who's the blonde chick?
[Franktoons@aol.com]


Tuesday, March 24, 1998


Clinton Goes to Africa

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And tough guy, Bull Clinton, winged his way all the way to Africa. And he took Betty Currie with him. And Jesse Jackson. Let the brainwashing begin.

Q: What did Clinton tell his secretary prior to leaving for Africa?
A: "Get me a lot of singles, I'm going to bush country!"
[Robert Woll]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana get me some women!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


Monday, March 23, 1998


The A-cad-emy Awards

The nominations for Best Picture starring Bill Clinton are .......


[stevedge@ozemail.com.au]


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