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Friday, April 3, 1998

No Distance for Gore
Vice President Gore is quoted in the media today as saying he sees no reason to distance himself from President Clinton.
Says Gore: "Distance myself? Why would I do that? The man's a chick magnet!"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Souvenir from Africa/STRONG>
Q: What did President Clinton bring back from Africa?
Ghana-rhea.
[Neil Meyers, neil.meyers@dgj.com.hk]

Thursday, April 2, 1998

Case Dismissed!
In the matter of Paula Jones v. Bill Clinton:
Paula Jones alleged that Bill Clinton dropped his pants and waved it about.
Judge Wright called it insufficient evidence.
Aha! Yet a new charge to discredit the President.
[C. J. Burke]
...And if you ask me, I wouldn't think the President would be happy when a former female student of his declares "insufficient evidence".
Blast From The Past!
Once again, from January 15, 1997, the Joke of the Day page is proud to bring you:
Little Billy's Willy
Little Billy's willy won't stay down.
But you can't blame willy -- Billy's waving him 'round.
He showed it off to Paula then left town.
Little Billy's willy won't stay down.
Little Billy's willy won't, willy won't, willy won't . . .
Little Billy's willy won't, willy won't, willy won't . . .
Little Billy's willy won't, willy won't, willy won't . . .
Little Billy's willy won't stay down.
But you can't blame willy -- Billy's waving him 'round.
He's showing everybody his pants down.
No wonder Billy's willy won't stay down.
[C. J. Burke]
Note: The preceding was a parody.

Wednesday, April 1, 1998

Clinton Fan Page
Visit the Clinton Fan Appreciation Page

Tuesday, March 31, 1998

Clinton Flying High
Q: What does Bill Clinton enjoy more than traveling abroad on Air Force One?
A: Groping a broad on Air Force One!
[C. J. Burke]

Monday, March 30, 1998

Clinton on Safari
President and Mrs. Clinton went on safari today in Botswana, in Southern Africa. In the unspoiled wilderness, they came across herds of elephant, baboons, warthogs, numerous birds and mosquitoes. And, in one of the darkest corners of the jungle, they stumbled across a box of Rose Law Firm billing records.
The President and First Lady stayed in Mowana Safari Lodge near Chobe National Park. "Mowana" means place of the tree and the lodge was actually named for Vice President Gore.
Q: What was the most endangered animal seen on the safari?
A: A Democrat President.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

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