Wednesday, April 22, 1998
There's seems to be some confusion about how Bill Clinton first
met Monica Lewinsky. This is the true story:
One day, Monica was coming out of a candy shop just as Clinton
was walking past. She greeted the President with a big smile and
not knowing what to say, she waved her bag of candy and asked,
"Do you want a blow-pop?"
So you see, it was all just a misunderstanding.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Happy Earth Day!
April 23, 1997:
Q: How did President Clinton celebrate Earth Day?
A: He took in a mud wrestling event and then had a roll in the grass with the winner.
[C. J. Burke]
Tuesday, April 21, 1998
Did you hear about Bill Clinton's favorite slot machine?
You hit the jackpot when you get three cherries
lined up.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, April 20, 1998
Q: What's the battle-cry of the militia movement in this country that sees oppressive government as the enemy?
A: Remember Waco.
Q: What's the battle-cry of the embattled Clinton White House to all of its enemies?
A: Remember Waco.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Take a moment and remember the 168 people who died in Oklahoma City three years ago, purportedly because the inept leadership at Waco two years earlier. Impatience, as much as fear of bad press that the standoff had gone on "too long", led Reno and company to concoct a story that children were being abused inside the compound. So Reno's (and Clinton's) forces moved in and killed all the children they wanted to "save". Well done, Janet. Well done.
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