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Friday, May 15, 1998
8. Strangers in the Night, Interns on the Desk.
7. Requesting a song for Paula Jones: "The Lady is a Tramp"
6. Sending the same song out for Kathleen Willey. And Gennifer Flowers. And Linda Tripp . . .
5. "We Three": No comment.
4. "You'll Never Know", the ode to Executive privilege
3. Posing in his bathing suit with Hillary so that "People Will Say We're In Love"
2. Love and Marriage, they don't necessarily mean the same thing.
1. Telling Congress, Do it "My Way"!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, May 14, 1998
President Bill Clinton took time out last night to view the
Miss Universe Pageant and watched as the winner was
crowned: Miss Trinidad and Tabago Wendy Fitzwilliam.
At which point, President Clinton exclaimed, "I bet she does! And
I'd like to find out!"
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, May 13, 1998
Contradictory Pentagon reports aside, President Clinton has assured
everyone in the United States that they can go to bed knowing that there
are no Chinese missiles pointing at them. And given that the President
in currently in Germany, every woman in the United States can go to bed
knowing that his missile isn't pointing at any of them either.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, May 12, 1998
Last night in New York City, Hillary Clinton took in a ballet at the
Met in Lincoln Center. Meanwhile, back in Washington, President Clinton
took in a ballet dancer that he met in the Lincoln Bedroom.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, May 11, 1998
As the rain poured down atop the commencement excercises at Howard University in Washington yesterday, First Lady Hillary Clinton abandoned her 11-page statement and chose, instead, to give the graduates a quick send-off. Believed to have been cut for her prepared text were two key ingredients to getting ahead in life: "Marry a man you can blackmail for the rest of his like." and "Always stay one step ahead of the law."
A copy of the missing speech was later found in the First Lady's
private residence. No one knows how it got there.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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