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Friday Afternoon: June 12, 1998
In his weekly radio address last week, President Clinton told Congress to pass the tobacco bill this week to "protect the children" and to raise money to fund his pet projects.
In response, the GOP has announced that they will, in fact, pass a
tobacco bill. Says a spokesman, Republicans promise to deliver "more
rather than less, sooner rather than later."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Friday Morning: June 12, 1998
Hillary Clinton spoke a few days ago on the anniversary of the
legislation giving women equal pay for equal work. Women have come a
long way. "Twenty years ago, only the man would be offered a hundred
thousand dollar bribe."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tune in this afternoon for another joke.
I've got a few lined up and they may be too "old" by next
week!
Thursday Afternoon: June 11, 1998
At the state dinner for South Korean President Kim Dae Jung on Tuesday night, a man in the receiving line shook hands with President Clinton only has have his pants drop to the floor, revealing that he wore no underwear. Apparantly, he was trying to flatter the president with his Bill Clinton impersonation.
Either that or he was protesting the fact that taxes are so high, he's lost his pants.
No word on whether the President told him to turn his head and cough.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, June 11, 1998
The Southern Baptist Convention has amended their statement of
beliefs to say that "a wife should submit graciously to her husband".
When asked for a reaction to this, the President, himself a Southern
Baptist, said, "I think the convention has some good ideas, but Hillary
tells me that we're not going to observe that particular tenet around
the White House."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tune in this afternoon for another joke.
I've got a few lined up and they may be too "old" by next
week!
Wednesday, June 10, 1998
If the Clinton's did buy a new VW, it just means there's one more
connection to the Nixon days: Another bug in the White House.
[moxies@centuryinter.net]
Way to go, Bill. Buy American. CB
Tuesday, June 9, 1998
Last week, President Clinton spoke on the benefits of statistical
sampling versus an actual counting of all individuals in the country
for the year 2000 census.
Said Mr. Clinton, "The census is like my sex life. There's no
way that I can make love to every woman in the country. Someone is
bound to be missed. But with by sampling, I can statistically
be sure that blondes are better than brunettes."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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