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Friday, September 11, 1998
Have you ever noticed that if you replace the 'G' in Gore with a 'V' and mix up the letters, you get Al Over. And, let's face it, it's Al Over, folks. Turn the lights off when you leave.
(Of course, that would make his wife Tipper Over.)
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Enjoy the weekend! I know I will!!
Thursday, September 10, 1998
Now that Judge Kenneth Starr has delivered his report to Congress,
President Clinton has several options before him, and whichiver one he
takes will be a gamble at best.
Mr. President, let me assure you that you can gamble with your future
any way you like, but the odds always favor the House.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, September 9, 1998
The Bill Clinton Joke-of-the-Day Page has secretly received a revealing of grand jury testimony:
Starr: Miss Lewinsky, can you tell us what happened
after you entered the Oval Office that day.
Lewinsky: The first thing I did was jump back,
startled. I hadn't expected to find a cold, wet nose between my
legs.
Starr: Mr. Clinton's dog was in his office?
Lewinsky: No.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, September 8, 1998
Monday, September 7, 1998
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