THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Hillary and Schumer and More Punchlines
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Friday, September 25, 1998
Hillary and Schumer
At a fundraising rally for Chuck Schumer, the Hillary Clinton implored
those attending to realize that Al D'Amato hates
women while Chuck Schumer likes women.
The First Lady declines to say whether Rep. Schumer likes women as
much as her husband does.
More Punchlines
Do to a glitch the following punchlines were left off yesterday's
list:
- . . . proving that you can get sex from aides.
- They both say "insert bill here".
- I don't know what was her (Tipper's) maiden name.
- It's got a six-inch hard drive and no memory.
- (interestingly enough, that length has varied from two to eight
inches; I have no information if any submitter has personal knowledge
of this . . . )
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