THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Cartoons, Disneyworld, Road Trips, Tonight Show and the Gap
Warning: this page is currently for mature audiences. So is the
current President.
Friday, October 9, 1998
It Sure Aint Disneyworld
Mr. President, you've just been voted the subject of the third
impeachent inquiry in our nation's history. What are you going to
do now?
"I going to scorch the Earth."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Actually, this weekend is the Clinton's 23rd wedding anniversary.
As a present, Bill is sending Hillary on an all-expenses paid vacation --
to Bulgaria. Two crazy lovebirds.
Thursday, October 8, 1998
Fall Into the Gap
I went to the Gap and asked the salesperson if they still carried
the same
blue dress that Monica Lewinsky used as evidence in the Presidential
scandal.
She said"Are you able to wait a moment while I call another store for a
spot
check?"
[Submitted by
Deborah D'Amico, feb2464@aol.com]
A Tonight Show Joke
Linda Tripp is sooo fat . . .
. . . if she gained 50 pounds, she'd be Jay Leno.
Of course, most of that would be chin-weight.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, October 7, 1998
The President and the Web
Did you hear that the President got excited by his new online
service? He thought he heard that he'd get his own personal "ho page".
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Then again, Teddy Kennedy was interested, too. He's been looking for
a good ho' page to handle his briefs in the Senate for years.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, October 6, 1998
Seven Little Words
Q: What seven little words can make all Clinton's problems
go away so that Washington can get back to business of running the
country?
A: "I resign the Presidency effective noon tomorrow."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Road Trip
Did you hear that President Clinton was going to Tennesee? He heard
that Dolly Would.
[Anonymous submission]
Monday, October 5, 1998
New Cartoons!
Now on videotape, from Disney, the classic story of
a Presidential couple: First Lady and the Tramp.
And now in theaters from Dreamworks, the story of
James Carville leading an army of workers to defend his "Aunt" Hillary:
Rantz!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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