THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Clinfinitions(tm), Nightmare, Card Games and Bonds
Warning: this page is currently for mature audiences. So is the
current President.
Friday, October 16, 1998
Clinton's Nightmare
Did you hear that President Clinton had a nightmare last night?
He dreamed that he was Dolly Parton's baby boy and he was being
bottle fed.
[tw46@erols.com]
Thursday, October 15, 1998
Monica Moving to New York
Monica Lewinsky has decided to move out of the Watergate complex
and try her luck in New York City. A spokesman for Bill Clinton said,
"Sure, but she couldn't do that last year."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Clinton Bonds
Did you hear about the three new bonds that the government is issuing
to
help defray the Starr investigation costs?
1. The Lewinsky Bond - it has no maturity.
2. The Gore Bond - it has no interest.
3. The Clinton Bond - it has no principle.
[Submitted by karen morello,
windrift@silcom.com]
Wednesday, October 14, 1998
Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Q: What's Bill Clinton's favorite card game?
A: Poker!
[scoker1, scoker1@bellsouth.net]
Clinfinition(tm) #28: Family Leave
Act
Clinfinition(tm): Family Leave Act The two-step
process for fooling around with interns:
Step 1: Family Leave
Step 2: Act!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, October 13, 1998
The Truth About Willey
The White House Spin Team, afraid that assault charges are forthcoming
regarding Kathleen Willey, are trying to explain away the situation. It
seems that the President did not fondle Ms. Willey. Actually, it
was National Breast Cancer Awareness Week and he was only checking for
lumps.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Clinfinition(tm) #27: Improper Syntax
Clinfinition(tm): Improper Syntax A tax on any
improper activity other than beer and cigarettes.
Sample sentence: A tax on condoms would be an improper syntax.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Some Previous Clinfinitions(tm)
Monday, October 12, 1998
Happy Columbus Day!
In honor of the anniversary of Columbus's arrival in America,
the President sailed across his 506th intern.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
The Politically Correct Version
In honor of the anniversary of Columbus's raping the New World . . .
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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