THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
National Character Counts Week (if you can believe it)
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current President.
Friday, October 23, 1998
Peace Talks Break Down!
Word out of the White House is that negotiations for a peace
settlement have broken down . . . apparantly, there won't be any
settlement in the Paula Jones lawsuit this week.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, October 22, 1998
National Character Counts Week
No joke -- this week has actually been declared National Character
Counts week. Co-incidentally, it was set for the week after Congress
was scheduled to leave office so the President could keep a low profile.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, October 21, 1998
Bump in the Polls
Despite the vote against him in the House, President Clinton continues
to receive a bump in the polls, but nothing that matches the bump in his
pants.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, October 20, 1998
Clinton's Deposition
IT'S OFFICIAL!
President Clinton stated in his deposition for the Paula Jones sexual
harassment (see, it's always just about sex) that he has never had sexual
relations with any federal government employee.
This proves once and for all that either
a) the First Lady is not a federal government employee, or
b) he hasn't slept with her since 1992.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, October 19, 1998
We're Talking Baseball...
Q: What do President Clinton and New York Yankee Tino Martinez
have in common?
A: When it's loaded, they'll both go for a Grand Slam.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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