THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE

Election Week: More with Gore and Glenn and What Bill Yanked

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Friday, November 6, 1998


Bill Yanks Paula Offer

N.Y. Daily News headline: Bill Yanks Paula Offer
That wasn't the only thing he was yanking.

President Clinton has taken his settlement offer off the table.
And he has taken his pants off under the table.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Thursday, November 5, 1998


Impeachment Hearings

Q: What's the other name of the impeachment hearings?
A: Hyde and seek.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Wednesday, November 4, 1998


Party Time in the White House

There celebrating in the White House today. At least, there were until they saw Ken Starr drive by with 30 more boxes...
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

John Glenn in Space

I received this email yesterday from MARCDENT:
When John Glenn returns from space, everybody dress in Ape Suits.
Pass it on.
Consider it passed...

Tuesday, November 3, 1998


GO VOTE

No, that's not funny. It's quite serious. D'Amato, Fong, whoever. Get out and vote . . .

Okay . . . Okay . . . I'll give you a joke.

Clinton's Election Day Wish List

Clinton's favorite dog: a Boxer.
His biggest fear: waiting for the other Schumer to drop.
His biggest hope: that Carol isn't Mostly-Wrong.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Monday, November 2, 1998


A Couple for Gore

V.P. Al Gore spent the weekend on the Campaign Stump, but no one really paid any attention because no one could tell the difference between the stump and Gore.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

The Second Couple, Al and Tipper, were shown in the paper, wrapped in gauze, in their matching Halloween costumes. As mummies, Tipper was well-received, but folks thought that Al was a little too stiff. between the stump and Gore.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]

Gore in an Uproar! (Part 2)

According to Gore, you must unseat the anti-environmental House G.O.P. -- just yesterday, with the Republicans in power, Bills passed against Dolphins!
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]


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