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Wednesday, November 25, 1998
Yes, there have been some setbacks lately, and things are looking gloomy, but there are still some things to be thankful for this year:
5. That some Republicans, like Rep. Bob Barr,
still have spines an
continue to stand against the mob rule and stand for the Constitution.
4. That Al Gore continues to make a bigger fool of
himself day by day, making it less likely he'll ever make it to the
Oval Office.
3. That Jay Severin (a Libertine not a Republican)
is out there and telling it like it is.
2. That a babe like Ann Coulter is on our side.
1. For all of you.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, November 24, 1998
You can still find a bunch of them in Washington. But hurry, most
of them will be gone two years.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Stay tuned for President Clinton's Thanksgiving Address. According
to an early draft that's been leaked to me, he's planning on apologizing
to all American Indians for stealing their lands and will then sign an
Executive Order giving back all states that are still Republican.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Monday, November 23, 1998
How about
Did you hear what Shakespeare said after bumping into Bill Clinton
in the men's room?
"Much ado about nothing."
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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