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Thursday, December 3, 1998
Judge Norma Johnson has ruled that two lawyers will be allowed
to review secret documents, including the unedited LaBella memo to
Reno, and report back to Hyde and Conyers with their findings.
Among the secrets in the deleted portions:
5. Unlimited expense account at Mr. Tang's.
4. "How much for just the guidance system?"
3. "I'll throw in a booster rocket for a pu pu
platter and some dim sum."
2. Clinton's cunning plan to create one billion
new Asian voters.
1. The President actually ordered
three
for Column A and only one from Column B.
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Wednesday, December 2, 1998
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite Hitchcock movie?
A: The 39 Schtupps.
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Tuesday, December 1, 1998
The President's response was "legally accurate":
Oral Sex is not Sex.
And Carnation Pink is not Pink.
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Monday, November 30, 1998
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