THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Desert Fox, Future History, Breaking Bread and Poetry
Warning: this page is currently for mature audiences. So is the
current President.
Wednesday, December 23, 1998
Breaking Bread
It's amazing to see just who is defending the President. He's
managed to bring Patricia Ireland of NOW and Hustler's Larry Flynt
together. I guess he really is the Great Conciliator.
Also on the President's side, Alec Baldwin and Woody Allen. Great,
he's got one man who thinks we should hunt down and kill Republican
children and another who sleeps with his wife's adopted children.
[Submitted by C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, December 22, 1998
Future History
Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library;
the
James Carter Library; the Ronald Regan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult
Bookstore.
[Patricia Humbert, phaty@flash.net]
No Poem Today
Yes, I'm going back on last week's pledge. Why? Because I've
had a chance to read everything. Four copies of Dr. Seuss, three
different versions "The Night Before Christmas" (all dealing with
impeachment, of course) for me to choose from, and a few other
entries, which made my head swim by the time I'd finished them
all. I guess it just proves what they taught in school, poetry is
easy to write, but good poetry isn't. Not that everything
I received was bad, but too much of what I read was for me to even
want to finish reading it all. Also note that I sometimes edit or
rewrite jokes that I receive; I can't do this with poetry.
Monday, December 21, 1998
Desert Fox Renamed?
Did your hear that the Brits originally proposed to refer to their
own WWII wxperiences and call the conflict in Iraq "Operation Desert
Rat." For some reason that did not meet with White House approval.
[Dennis Showalter, dshowalter@ColoradoCollege.edu]
Presidential Testimony by Dr. Seuss
Numerous people have sent this to me, but none have given credit
to the origianl author (nor have they taken credit themselves).
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