THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
Buffalo, Buildings, Bosses and King
Warning: this page is currently for mature audiences. So is the
current President.
Friday, January 22, 1999
Soaring Like An Internet Stock
Sam Donaldson compared President Clinton to a soaring Internet
stock. I have to agree with the comparison.
Consider that both are highly overvalued,
their popularity defies common sense,
and in one weak moment or sign of bad news,
both will take nose dives.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, January 21, 1999
Clinton Goes to Buffalo
President Clinton, after giving away the surplus on tons of new
programs Tuesday night, went to Buffalo yesterday with the First Lady
and V.P. Gore. Among the many promises, he promised that if they
stuck with him, he'd get them a Super Bowl victory.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Ever the daredevil, President Clinton planned a Niagara Falls
(that Niagara with a "N") outing, yesterday. It
seems that he wanted to try going over the falls riding Al Gore.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, January 20, 1999
Naming a Building for Clinton
It has been a common practice of the U. S. Government to name
buildings,
parks, and other properties after former Presidents.
Just recently the CIA building was named after former President George
Bush, one-time CIA Director. Hoover Dam was named
for Herbert Hoover. With this in mind, what do you think would be the
appropriate governmental property to be named after William Jefferson
Clinton?
The William Jefferson Clinton Center for Disease Control.
[Gerard Stuckart, hypereng@flash.net]
Tuesday, January 19, 1999
Who He's Working For
Bill Clinton, at a rally last week:
"We showed up for work every day. And we remembered who we were working
for."
That would be the Chinese...
[Scott Swett, saswe@erols.com]
A Chelsea Joke
Note: Over the last two-and-a-half years, this page has refrained
from making Chelsea the butt of any jokes. Not out of any allegiance to
Hillary, who proclaimed Chelsea "hands off", but because there was so much
material elsewhere, who needs to take a cheap shot? Besides, no one treats
her worse than her own dysfunctional family, who trot her out when they
need the photo op.
That has not stopped me from using Chelsea in a joke
to make fun of her father. So, enjoy...
Chelsea was home from college for her holiday break recently, and
Hillary sat her down for a woman-to-woman heart-to-heart talk.
"I'm just wondering," asked Hillary, "If you've had sex while you've
been away at school."
"Well", replied Chelsea, "Not according to dad."
[Submitted by a half dozen readers or so]
Monday, January 18, 1999
Martin Luther King Day
Everywhere else, you'll read the words of what Dr. King said.
Here you can read the words that he didn't say . . .
"I had a dream when all men were judged not by the color of their skin,
but on the content of their character . . .
"Unless ... they can't get into good colleges and need standards
lowered
to accommodate them.
"Unless ... they are underrepresented in certain lines of industry and
need quotas to prop them up.
"Unless ... they are in trouble with the law and they can blame it on
society.
"Unless ..."
[Submitted by C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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