THE BILL CLINTON JOKE-OF-THE-DAY ARCHIVE
St. Pat's, Harleys, Baseball and Gambling
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current President.
Friday, March 19, 1999
Gambling with the FBI
Q: How in the FBI like a Nevada Casino?
A: With Reno, anything can happen, but the odds always favor
the (White) House.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Oscar Night!
As the Academy Awards approach once again, I'm inundated with notes
from all over that Bill or Hillary Clinton should an Oscar for their
performances.
Let me categorically state in advance, Bill Clinton has never had
and will never have an Oscar.
... but he's had a few Tonies in his time.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Thursday, March 18, 1999
Spring Training
The impeached president was asked what he thought about "spring
training." He replied, "Oh, I don't need any training, I'm very good
at it." He then sprang up the steps of Air Force One and put his arms
around the flight attendant.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
Baseball History
Bill Clinton was wandering the halls of the Baseball Hall of Fame
recently when he overheard an excited young fan say, "Wow! Look at the
bust of Babe Ruth!"
Clinton was later treated for whiplash.
Wednesday, March 17, 1999
Clinton's New St. Patrick's Day Budget
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, impeached President Clinton has unveiled
new initiatives and has proposed a new budget.
It's entitled, "The Spending of the Green".
[cjburke@io.com]
Tuesday, March 16, 1999
Hillary on a Harley
There's been a reported sighting of Hillary Clinton on a brand-new
Harley speeding away from DC and toward New York.
The back of her jacket read,
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I DUMPED MY PASSENGER.
[Melton L. Culberth, 2dalimit@usa.net]
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