The People's Republic of (Communist) China would like everyone
to know that they DID NOT steal any
secrets from the United States.
They were bought and paid for.
[cjburke@io.com]
When Guns are outlawed, only the Government will have Guns!
And Clinton still believes that the best way to protect
people from gun violence is to make sure that the victims
are totally disarmed.
[cjburke@io.com]
I am NOT making this up
Washington watchers and Clinton commentators have been anxiously
awaiting the release of the Cox report about the leaks in our
national security. The report is known by the name of the man
who heads the committee, Rep. Christopher Cox (R-Ca). Though I,
of all people, should be paying more attention to the details, I
just ran across the name of the ranking Democrat on the committee,
Rep. Norm Dicks (D-Wash).
Yes, gentle readers, the truth about Clinton's security gaffes
shalled be revealed by Cox and Dicks.
[cjburke@io.com]
Wednesday, May 12, 1999
Jesse and Slobo
Jesse Jackson stated that his reason for shaking hands and attempting
to negotiate with Slobodan Milosevic was that he was following Jesus'
example that in order to save a sinner he must mingle with the sinners.
Immediately after making that statement Jackson proceeded to the White
House.
[JJDELHI@aol.com]
Tuesday, May 11, 1999
China and Belgrade
The Chinese are so mad at the U.S. over the bombing of their embassy
that are seriously thinking of asking Bill Clinton to refund all of
their campaign contributions.
[bfeeney@NOTfloodlight-findings.com]
U.S. Ambassador Sasser in China, trapped in the U.S. Embassy in
Beijing, has started shredding documents. Fortunate that he learned
from the best. Hillary taught him how to shred.
[bfeeney@NOTfloodlight-findings.com]
For someone who promised to build a bridge to the 21st century,
Clinton sure likes to blow up bridges.
[bfeeney@NOTfloodlight-findings.com]
Bill Feeney's Floodlight Findings.
Monday, May 10, 1999
Surrogate First Lady
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has suggested that if First Lady Hillary
Clinton decides to launch a senatorial bid in New York State, she may
"step down" as First Lady and delegate her First Lady responsiblities
to a surrogate First Lady.
Bill Clinton loved the idea and many names immediately came to
mind. However, Hillary had to remind her husband that that
hasn't been one of her "duties and responsibilities" for years.
[C. J. Burke, cjburke@io.com]
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